Aw, Phooey! AI Superpowers Unite in UAE! Stargate Project to the Rescue!

Hot Dog! A.I. Invasion!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! It's me Donald Duck reporting LIVE from… well from my comfy chair readin' about all this newfangled AI stuff! Seems like OpenAI Oracle Nvidia and Cisco – whew try sayin' THAT five times fast! – are teamin' up to build this ginormous 'Stargate' AI campus in the United Arab Emirates! 'Aw Phooey!' I says! Are they tryin' to replace me with a robot that quacks better than I do?! 'Nobody's gonna lay a glove on me!' I am one of a kind!

Five Gigawatts of… WHAT NOW?!

This project is gonna be HUGE folks! Ten square miles they say! And FIVE GIGAWATTS! That's enough power to keep my nephews Huey Dewey and Louie glued to their screens playin' video games for oh at least a week! Apparently this Emirati firm G42 is involved too. Sounds like a secret agent code name! 'What's the big idea?!' I wonder. Are they tryin' to find out where I hide my spare change?!

Trump in the Middle East?! What a Croc!

And get this! They say President Trump himself was involved during his Middle East tour! All these fancy AI deals includin' this Stargate thingy in Abu Dhabi! Sounds like a high falutin' scheme to me! 'I'll show him!,' I quack 'I'm the greatest!'

Chips Clusters and Connections Oh My!

So OpenAI and Oracle are managin' this 1 gigawatt compute cluster built by G42. Nvidia's makin' the chips (hopefully they won't chip my beak!). And Cisco's doin' all the connectin' stuff! Sounds like a recipe for a robot revolt if you ask me! I’ll tell ya hwat!'

Next Year... Next Year??!

They're hopin' to launch a 200 megawatt AI cluster NEXT YEAR!?! That's an eternity in duck years! I'll be ancient by then! 'Am I too late?!,' I say 'Am I too late?!' I'm gonna be beat to the punch with all this AI!

Protectin' America One Robot at a Time!

OpenAI claims this is all about strengthenin' U.S. infrastructure and helpin' allies access AI responsibly and securely. Securely?! Ha! Last time I tried to use a computer it exploded! This is the first international piece to the AI infrastructure project announced in January. I have to admit I am glad our allies are getting some help with the new technology but it doesn’t mean I have to like it!