Of Course There's Always A Problem!
Eh what's up doc? Looks like the stock market's gone looney! These so called 'Magnificent Seven' tech fellas? They've lost more carrots than I can shake a stick at! This whole market's doin' a 'wasscally wabbit' disappearing act! You know like when I gotta 'hurry up' and make like a tree.
Apple solutely Crushed!
That Apple eh? They got bopped on the head the hardest! Lost more than half a trillion clams! They’re probably wishin’ they could just say “Of course this means war!” and sic Yosemite Sam on those tariffs!
Trumped Up Tariffs!
Seems this whole kerfuffle started with some tariffs thanks to that Trump fella. Sounds like a recipe for 'sufferin' succotash!' Everyone's worried about a big ol' trade war. Could be trouble for everyone from Silicon Valley to Wabbit Season. I told ya so!
Tesla Takes A Tumble!
And Tesla? Boy did they take a nosedive! More than 10% gone! They're probably wishing they had a self driving car that could steer them clear of this mess! Looks like they should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque!
Nvidia's No Good I Said!
Even Nvidia the apple of everyone's eye lately has lost a big ol' chunk of change. It's enough to make ya say 'Ain't I a stinker?' They should have known better. These tech stocks are as predictable as Elmer Fudd's hunting skills.
The Whole Tech Patch Is Rotten!
But don't think it's just those bigwigs. The whole tech sector's gettin' whacked! Oracle AppLovin Palantir Salesforce... they're all doin' the 'ol one two right into the ground. Looks like it's time to dig a hole and hide. Or maybe just change my name and move to Albuquerque! Eh could be worse. Could be Wabbit Season...all the time!
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billythekid89
Maybe I should have invested in carrots instead of tech stocks...
redrock
Sufferin' succotash! What am I gonna do now?
babylove311
Looks like someone needs to take a left turn at Albuquerque to find some better investments.
rboyles
Time to dig a hole and wait for this to blow over.