Eh, What's Up, Doc? Meta and Oakley Team Up for Smarty-Pants Glasses!

Of Course It's Glasses Again!

What's up Doc? Seems Meta the company that loves changing its name more than I love carrots and Oakley those folks who make snazzy specs have cooked up something new. Yep you guessed it it's another pair of smart glasses! These here are the Oakley Meta HSTN glasses pronounced 'how stun,' which frankly sounds like my reaction to yet another tech gizmo.

For Athletes You Say?

They're pitching these HSTN glasses toward athletes. Athletes eh? Well I'm pretty athletic when it comes to dodging Elmer Fudd. These glasses are supposed to help athletes see better no matter the weather. Sounds like a tall tale but then again I've seen taller tales in my rabbit hole.

Beyond Ray Ban: Now It's Oakley!

Now these ain't your grandpa's Ray Bans. Oh no this is Meta and Luxottica's first leap beyond the Ray Ban brand. 'Course they already had smart glasses before and surprisingly they sold pretty well. Guess folks really wanna look smart while doing... well whatever it is folks do these days.

Prada? Sounds a Bit "Fancy Schmancy"...

Word on the street or rather the CNBC grapevine is that Meta's planning on releasing these smarty pants under the Prada brand too. Prada you say? That sounds a bit "fancy schmancy" if you ask me but what do I know? I'm just a rabbit with a penchant for disguises.

Meta AI and Prizm Lenses. Sounds Like a Space Movie Doc!

These Oakley Meta HSTN glasses are packing some serious tech. We're talking Oakley's PRIZM Lens technology designed to help athletes see better “across changing light and weather conditions.” Plus they got Meta AI in there asking questions about the weather and recording your escapades. Now ain't that somethin'?

Battery Life! Finally!

They've even gussied up the battery life and the camera. Thank goodness! And let's not forget those snazzy colors. Gray with red lenses black with black lenses... the possibilities are endless almost as endless as my bag of tricks doc.