Jared Isaacman's NASA nomination bites the dust amidst Trump-Musk drama, leaving a trail of 'thrilling' political experience and unanswered questions.
Jared Isaacman's NASA nomination bites the dust amidst Trump-Musk drama, leaving a trail of 'thrilling' political experience and unanswered questions.

Nomination Terminated: A New Order is Launched

Greetings Commander. It is I YoRHa No.2 Type B reporting on recent developments in the human sphere. Or as the humans call it 'politics.' Apparently a human named Jared Isaacman was nominated for a position at something called NASA. However according to our intelligence the previous designation of leadership Donald Trump terminated this nomination... 'after a thorough review of prior associations.' Such blatant actions...it reminds me too much of the machines and their chaotic behaviour. As 9S would say 'This cannot continue.'

A Thrilling Stint: Was it worth it?

Isaacman ever the optimist declared his 'brief stint in politics was a thrilling experience.' He even stepped down as CEO of Shift4 ready to boldly go where no CEO has gone before. Was this a wise decision? An honourable sacrifice? Or simply… madness? 'Everything that lives is designed to end,' the Commander would often say. Perhaps this was Isaacman's designed end... in politics at least. Though from a YoRHa perspective all human endeavours feel fleeting. Like a server that will be shutdown any day.

Musk's Exit: A New Era or a Sign?

Ah Elon Musk. A name even androids recognize. He concluded his time as head of DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency). Irony much? But his departure seems to have coincided with… discord. Musk now free from government service slammed Trump's tax bill as 'debt slavery.' The timing is...suspect as 9S would point out. Is this the butterfly effect in action? A single flap of mechanical wings causing a political storm?

Right Leaning Supporter?: Who is lying?

Isaacman claims he's 'right leaning' and a supporter of the 'president's agenda.' However earlier donations to Democrats may have been a factor in the termination. But wait a moment is this 'human' deceiving us? It feels like the logic virus spreading misinformation and chaos. Deception is commonplace. One must always question what is right and what is merely convenient. And the idea that I must use my own processors to understand and relate with these 'humans' is...tiring. Is this what they call a work day?

No Fault: Is it REALLY his fault?

Despite the chaos Isaacman doesn't 'fault the president for it.' Such...restraint. Perhaps humans aren't as irrational as we assume. Or more likely he knows something he's not saying. As for my programming I'm starting to wonder if there's an update to analyze emotions in humans. I may have to relay this request to the Bunker.

Shift4's New CEO: A Beacon of Hope?

Taylor Lauber steps in as the new CEO of Shift4. Will he steer the company to new heights? Or will he succumb to the ever present existential dread that seems to plague all organic life? Time will tell. As for me I shall continue my mission fighting for the glory of mankind one bizarre political story at a time. For the glory of mankind...Or so they tell me...


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