Is Harris's Small Business Tour Just a Load of Old BOLLOCKS?!

A Load of Old... Campaigning!

Right so I'm reading this load of old bollocks about Kamala Harris's campaign. Apparently she's sending out these... *surrogates*... to kiss the arses of small business owners in battleground states. A 'Small Business for Harris Walz' tour they're calling it. Honestly it sounds about as appealing as a week old fish! I mean where's the passion? Where's the flavor? She can't even be bothered to show up herself! Is she trying to run a country or open a bloody ready meal company?

Missing the Bloody Mark!

They say this tour is to appeal to Black and Latino communities. Well newsflash! You can't just throw a few promises at people and expect them to swallow it whole. Where's the substance? Trump's been trying to woo them too and let me tell you his chat is as subtle as a brick to the face! He's saying 'If you're Black or Hispanic vote for Trump.' Like he's handing out bloody participation trophies! It's insulting but at least it's direct. This Harris plan? It's blander than hospital food.

Following Biden's Kitchen Nightmare?

Apparently Biden ran a similar playbook back in the day. Touting the gains of Black owned and Latino owned businesses. Well how did that turn out? Did he make it to the finish line? No! Because it was a load of old rubbish! Harris is trying to copy that? It's like watching a chef try to recreate a Michelin star dish using ingredients from a bloody gas station. Utterly pointless!

Champion or Chat?

Richard Garcia the Harris campaign's small business engagement director says Harris will be a 'champion for small business.' Champion? More like a bloody cheerleader on the sidelines! Actions speak louder than words you donut! What's she actually going to DO? Just more empty bloody promises?

Tax Breaks and Fairy Tales!

So she's offering a $50,000 tax deduction for startup expenses. That's ten times the current deduction. Fine. It sounds good on paper. But what about the paperwork? The bureaucracy? The red tape that suffocates these small businesses like a badly cooked risotto! It all needs to be simpler.

A 28 Percent Tax?! Get Out!

And a 28% tax on long term capital gains? To 'reward investment?' Is she mental? Less than Biden's proposal? Oh bloody hell. This is just a plaster on a bloody gaping wound of a problem. America's innovators and small businesses deserve more than this lukewarm attempt. It's not about the rate it's about the confidence stability and consistency! It's RAW!