Eat My Shorts, Economy! Women Entrepreneurs Feeling the Pinch!

Doh! Economic Woes Hit Women Harder

Alright Simpson fans listen up! Turns out the whole 'economic uncertainty' thing is hitting the ladies harder than Milhouse hitting a tetherball pole. These poor gals are stressed about inflation market craziness and whether their businesses will even survive. And you know what I say to that? 'Don't have a cow man!' But seriously it's tough out there.

Excellent? More Like Ex CELL ent ly Bad!

So only about one in five (21%) women entrepreneurs are all like 'The economy is excellent!' Meanwhile the dudes are over there at 34% probably counting their piles of money. Figures. And get this 76% of the ladies think we're heading for a recession. That's a lot of 'eat my shorts' moments waiting to happen.

Stressed Out and Seeing Red (Tape)

Two thirds (69%) of women are stressing about their business's finances. Meanwhile only half the guys are sweating it. That’s a bigger difference than Lisa's IQ and my attention span combined! Looks like Springfield isn’t the only place with a gender gap eh?

Trumped Up Troubles?

And here's the kicker: only 39% of women entrepreneurs approve of Trump's presidency compared to 54% of the dudes. And they hate his tariffs even more! These ladies are speaking louder than a foghorn in Shelbyville.

Democrat Dames and Economic Flames

The article says a lot of these women identify as Democrats which makes the whole political and economic thing even more complicated. I bet even Sideshow Bob couldn’t untangle that mess! It’s like trying to teach Santa’s Little Helper algebra – ain’t gonna happen.

Don't Have a Cow Man! Women Mean Business!

Even though they're stressed these women are starting businesses like crazy and boosting local economies! So let's give 'em a shout out Springfield style. These ladies are shaping the future and that's something even Principal Skinner can't argue with. Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go write 'I will not stress about the economy' on the chalkboard… 100 times!