Kering's HUGE Comeback? They Hired a Winner, Believe Me!

Kering Does Something Smart Finally!

Folks let me tell you Kering was in trouble. Big trouble. SAD! Their stock was down down down. But now? HUGE news! They hired a winner Luca de Meo to be their new CEO. He's a fantastic guy believe me. The best! I know winners and this guy he turned Renault around. Now he's gonna make Kering great again! We’re talking about luxury brands here the best of the best and frankly they deserve a CEO who's a total rockstar. I knew this was going to happen. Everyone always comes to me for advice they say “Mr. President what do we do?” I tell them “Hire the best people!” And that’s exactly what Kering did. Smart!

Renault? Losers and Sad!

Now some people are saying Renault is sad because he left. Maybe they are maybe they aren't. Honestly I don't care about Renault. They’re not winners. Luca de Meo saw the future. He saw that Kering with a little Trump magic – I mean a lot of Trump magic – could be tremendous the likes of which nobody has ever seen before! Believe me! Everyone agrees this is the best thing to ever happen to Kering and maybe just maybe the best thing to ever happen to France. Okay maybe that's a little too much even for me.

Gucci and Saint Laurent Back on Top!

Gucci and Saint Laurent. Great names but lately? Not so great. They need a little… energy. A little… pizzazz! They need someone who knows how to win. And that's where Luca comes in. He's going to take these brands dust them off and make them shine. Believe me they’ll be the envy of the world. The best! We are going to make luxury great again. Together. It’s true the analysts some of them are saying that there is still a considerable amount of work ahead at Gucci and Saint Laurent that it will take time to rejuvenate both brands and generate a steady stream of revenue and cash flow for the group which if achieved could result in significant multiple re rating. But that’s the thing I only hire the best and most qualified people for this job so Gucci and Saint Laurent will definitely be back on top!

Macron Who? De Meo Is My Friend!

I don't know Macron he is not a friend of mine. Never was and I don't think will ever be. But De Meo now that's a name to remember. He understands brands. He understands marketing. He understands… winning! These are the things you need in the luxury world folks. He understands more about running a business in one day than Macron does in a lifetime. No offense.

Fake News Hates My Success!

The Fake News media they’ll try to downplay this. They’ll say it’s not a big deal. They’ll say Kering is still in trouble. But don't believe them! They are losers SAD! They’re jealous. Very jealous. Because they know that with Luca at the helm Kering is going to be HUGE! And I frankly predicted it. I saw it coming. Always do. That’s why they hate me. I’m too smart.

Believe Me It Will Be Great!

So there you have it folks. Kering is back. Thanks to a great hire a tremendous hire one of the best hires frankly in the history of luxury fashion. And you know what? I'm proud to have had a small tiny negligible influence in this. Okay maybe I didn't have anything to do with it. But still! Believe me it will be great. Absolutely great. The best!