Crooked Companies Gave Me Millions Now They're Crying! Sad!

The Best Inauguration EVER! Believe Me.

Let me tell you folks my inauguration was HUGE. The biggest the best everyone agrees! We raised a record $239 million more than Crooked Hillary Sleepy Joe and even Obama combined! They're losers! And these big companies the best companies they wanted to be a part of it. They wanted to be on Team Trump. And who can blame them? We were Making America Great Again and frankly we still are. These donations? It was an investment the best investment they ever made. Until now maybe! It was beautiful. A lot of love in the room. Really tremendous.

Promises Made Promises Kept... Mostly!

Now some of these companies are whining! They're saying my policies the ones that are making America strong again are hurting their businesses. Tariffs tariffs tariffs! They cry about tariffs. But let me tell you these tariffs are tremendous. They're bringing jobs back to America. We are beating China at their own game folks! They were ripping us off! And these companies? They should have known! I'm a businessman. Everything is a deal. You scratch my back I scratch yours. And sometimes you get a little scratch even if you did scratch my back. It's called life and it's beautiful.

The Tech Titans and Zuckerschmuck

Look at these tech companies Meta and Amazon. They gave me a million dollars each! Even Zuckerschmuck! Can you believe it? After what they did to me banning me from their platforms! Sad. But they came crawling back desperate for a seat at the table. And they got it. A small one maybe. But a seat nonetheless! Now they're complaining about regulations and tariffs. Well maybe they should have thought about that before they tried to silence your favorite President. They are so bad. So corrupt. They should pay a huge fine. A tremendous fine! And the FTC? They're going after Uber these guys had it coming! Very nasty!

Big Meat and My Pal RFK Jr.

And the food industry! Pilgrim's Pride $5 million! They know I love my chicken! And McDonald's they're one of my favorite caterers! I love those Big Macs! But now they're worried about RFK Jr. he's a great guy! A little out there with the vaccines and stuff but a good man great genes! He wants to Make America Healthy Again that's great! But don't mess with my Big Macs! Kennedy is a great guy. He's got that something special. Maybe he'll be my VP? You never know.

Retailers Feeling the Heat

Even the retailers are whining! Target and Walmart they donated. They knew I was going to be tough on trade. They knew tariffs were coming! But they wanted in on the action. Now they're crying about it. Look these tariffs are for the good of America. They're bringing jobs back. If they can't handle the heat they should get out of the kitchen. And Target they got hit hard by the woke mob. I told them 'Go back to basics sell good products and stop being woke!' They listened. Smart!

Health Care and Pharma: A Little Reprieve

The pharmaceutical industry they gave big. Pfizer Merck they know I'm going to bring down drug prices. But I'm also going to protect American companies. So I gave them a little something an executive order targeting that ridiculous law. See? I'm a dealmaker. I give a little I take a little. It's the art of the deal. Great book by the way. Everyone should read it. Buy it! And as for health care costs believe me we're going to take care of it but we have to Make America Great Again First! Then we can take over healthcare. Maybe get someone who knows what they are doing like my good friend Dr. Oz!