What in Tarnation! Oddity Tech Quacks in the Face of Tariffs!

Tariffs? Bah Humbug!

Aw phooey! Everyone's been flapping their wings about these new tariffs saying the retail industry is gonna take a dive faster than me trying to catch a fish! But Oddity Tech? They're laughing all the way to the bank! They're raisin' their outlook both earnings AND profit guidance for 2025! Can you believe it? It's enough to make ya wanna say 'What's the big idea?!'

Mitigation? It's the Duck Way!

Now the finance chief Lindsay Drucker Mann (sounds like a fancy dame!) says they ain't even thinkin' 'bout raisin' prices to deal with these tariffs. Nope! They got "mitigating initiatives." What are those? Well she ain't spillin' all the beans but she says they got plenty of ways to offset things. 'Aw gee!' As I always say 'Work makes you healthy; wealth makes you wise!' and Oddity Tech is showing some real wisdom here.

Manageable Headwinds? Hold my Sailor Hat!

Oddity Tech says these tariff headwinds are gonna be "manageable." Manageable! Sounds like they're ready to tackle 'em like I tackle a plate of hotcakes! And they reckon 2026 will be the same! They are so confident almost makes me feel like saying 'I'm so mad I could scream!'. Their stock soared 15%! That's more than I get for babysitting Huey Dewey and Louie!

By the Numbers: Quacktastic Earnings!

Let's look at the numbers shall we? Earnings per share: 69 cents adjusted everyone expected 62 cents. Revenue: $268 million vs. $261 million. They are just beating everyone I tell ya! And that's nothing compared to all the trouble I had just trying to pay my bills recently.

The Secret Sauce: Direct to Consumer Ya Know!

Now why are they doing so well? Well they sell directly to the consumer. No middleman! It's like cuttin' out all the unnecessary squawking and gettin' right to the good stuff! They're a rare bright spot buckin' the trend of all those online only brands sinkin' faster than a leaky boat. What a bunch of dumbells!

Beauty? It's Recession Proof Folks!

And get this the beauty industry is like a superhero in disguise! When folks can't afford the fancy stuff they still reach for a little somethin' somethin' to make themselves feel good. A little lipstick a dash of rouge a new sailor cap... You get the picture! Oddity Tech's stock is up 11% this year outpacing the S&P 500. Looks like they're sayin' to the market 'Oh yeah? Try and stop me!'