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Leela reports on the U.S. economy's surprising contraction, blaming Trump's tariffs and questioning everyone's sanity. image

Good News Everyone! Earth Economy Does a Bender, Dips Lower Than Fry's IQ!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:05
3 minutes to read

Experts predict the British pound will soar against the dollar, potentially hitting pre-Brexit levels thanks to trade policies and economic growth. Prepare for a financial 'Wimmy wam wam wozzle!' image

Good News, Everyone! British Pound Set to Make a Comeback Like Fry From the 20th Century!

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:20
2 minutes to read

As Baby Boomers inch closer to 80, analysts predict a boom in senior housing, highlighting American Healthcare REIT as a prime investment opportunity. Time to cash in before those geezers do! image

Holy Geriatric Guacamole! Stock Alert for the Chronologically Gifted!

Tue 29 April, 2025 19:09
3 minutes to read

After years of just being a way to mooch off your friends, Venmo is apparently becoming a real business. Who knew? image

Shut Up and Take My Money! Venmo Finally Makes Some Actual Money

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:09
2 minutes to read

General Motors navigates tricky tariff terrain as investors eye 2025 guidance more than quarterly results. Will they manage to keep their profits up or is this a case of 'good news everyone' turning into 'bad news everyone'? image

Great News Everyone? GM's Earnings Forecasts Face Trump's Tariff Tantrum!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:01
3 minutes to read

Uber's head honcho suggests ditching the rigid career path for a more 'Wimmy Wamm' whimsical approach to finding fulfillment. Turns out, curiosity didn't just kill the cat; it also paved the way to the C-Suite! image

Good News, Everyone! Uber CEO Says Your Dream Job Might Be Delivering Pizza (Just Kidding... Mostly)

Mon 28 April, 2025 15:50
3 minutes to read

Despite Trump's attempts to ground wind energy, the industry is finding new life in repowering old turbines, boosting efficiency and local economies. Good news, everyone! image

Wind Power Blows Back: Repowering America's Turbines in the Face of Trump's Hot Air

Sun 27 April, 2025 13:58
3 minutes to read

Two judges, one in Wisconsin and one former judge in New Mexico, face charges of obstructing immigration enforcement efforts under the Trump administration. Looks like someone needs to learn that nobody is above the law, except maybe Zoidberg. Woop woop woop! image

Holy Bender's Bootlegging Operation! Judges Arrested for Helping Undocumented Immigrants!

Sat 26 April, 2025 00:05
3 minutes to read

Despite trade war threats and AI competition, Alphabet's ad and search businesses are booming like a Planet Express delivery of Slurm. image

Good News, Everyone! Alphabet's Stock Jumps Higher Than Fry's Debt!

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:45
2 minutes to read

Leela reports on Dover's Q1 results, a guidance trim, and whether it's worth betting your Bender Bending Rodriguez on. image

Dover's Ups and Downs: One-Eyed Mutant Reports on Mixed Signals and Tariff Troubles!

Thu 24 April, 2025 19:29
4 minutes to read