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Despite economic turmoil and tariff threats, Hugo Boss sees a stock surge after a better-than-expected Q1, proving even fashion can be a lucrative business, eh? image

Say Hello to My Little Stock Jump: Hugo Boss Defies the Odds, Like a Real Gangster!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Tony Montana reports on Waymo's expansion, comparing their robotaxi ambitions to his own empire-building, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and '80s movie references. image

Say Hello to My Little Robotaxi Empire! Waymo Doubling Down, Like I Doubled My Money!

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:50
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Tony Montana reports on Major League Soccer teaming up with EA Sports for mobile streaming, and he's got a few things to say about it, you know? image

Say Hello To My Little Soccer Streaming! MLS and EA Team Up!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:00
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Tony Montana's take on parenting in a world full of worries, social media bullsh**, and packed schedules that would make even a drug lord say 'Too much!' image

Say Hello to My Little Friend...ly Advice: Scarface's Guide to Calm Kids!

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:32
3 minutes to read

OPEC+ countries are meeting to decide on oil output. Tony Montana gives his unique take on the situation, involving a few oil spills and potential price wars. image

Say Hello to My Little Oil Barrel: OPEC+ Drama Unfolds!

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:53
2 minutes to read

NatWest's Q1 profits surge 36%, government stake dwindles, and Tony Montana smells a sweet deal brewing. image

Say Hello To My Little Profits! NatWest's Bank Account Explodes!

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:24
3 minutes to read

Tony Montana dissects the latest market news, from Meta and Microsoft's gains to McDonald's tariff woes, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and street smarts. image

Say Hello to My Little Portfolio: Tony Montana's Take on Wall Street's Wild Ride!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:47
3 minutes to read

Anthropic's Claude AI is now integrating with business apps like Asana, PayPal, and Square, taking actions for users and potentially making them obsolete. Time to make some REAL money! image

Say Hello to My Little Friend...Claude: AI Gets Ballsy, Starts Running Your Business!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:03
2 minutes to read

Tony Montana reports on BBVA's attempted takeover of Banco Sabadell, the government's disapproval, and the competition watchdog's conditions, all while trying to figure out who the hell Caixabank is. image

Say Hello to My Little Bank: BBVA's Hostile Takeover of Sabadell and the Spanish Government's Headache

Thu 01 May, 2025 07:37
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Qualcomm's Q2 earnings beat expectations, but a slightly weaker forecast has investors sweating like they're in a DEA interrogation room. image

Say Hello to My Little Profits! Qualcomm Smokes the Street...Almost

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:11
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