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Hulk reports on Home Depot's Memorial Day sales event, where they try to lure puny humans with shiny rocks and green things. Hulk not fall for such tricks! Or... maybe Hulk get new grill... image

HULK SMASH Home Depot's 'Christmas' Sales!

Sat 17 May, 2025 21:17
3 minutes to read

Hulk report on CoreWeave's stock explosion, Nvidia's sneaky stake, and AI craziness. Puny humans making big money! image

HULK SMASH IPO! CoreWeave Stock GOES GAMMA!

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:15
2 minutes to read

China and US talk trade, but Hulk see little progress and plenty of sneaky punches. Hulk get angry... but Hulk try to be calm for now. image

Hulk Smash Trade War? Maybe Just a Little Tap... For Now!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:02
2 minutes to read

Alibaba's latest earnings report disappoints, leaving investors and Hulk alike feeling a bit… green. AI and e-commerce investments struggle to offset macroeconomic pressures. image

Hulk Smash Alibaba's Earnings! Puny Numbers Make Hulk ANGRY!

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:27
2 minutes to read

Hulk reports on Foxconn's $433 Million investment in India to build a semiconductor plant, moving away from China amidst trade tensions. Hulk thinks this is good... for Hulk's gadgets! image

HULK SMASH CHINA... I MEAN, HELP INDIA BUILD CHIPS!

Thu 15 May, 2025 09:11
1 minutes to read

Hulk analyze Cisco's report card: Money go up, AI make big noise, and Splunk make security strong. Hulk maybe invest! image

Hulk SMASHES Cisco's Earnings Report! Numbers Make Hulk... Intrigued?

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:08
2 minutes to read

German business leaders and economists gather, telling the new government to stop being puny and fix the economy. Hulk not like puny economies! image

HULK SMASH LAZY POLITICIANS! German Big Shots Demand Government Get to Work!

Tue 13 May, 2025 11:56
2 minutes to read

India remains focused on economic growth despite recent tensions with Pakistan, assuring investors that it is safe to travel and that trade deals are progressing. image

Hulk SMASH! India Says Growth Strong, Even With Pakistan Making Hulk ANGRY!

Tue 13 May, 2025 06:35
2 minutes to read

Jordan joins NBC's NBA coverage as a special contributor, bringing back 90s nostalgia. Hulk still thinks basketball is tiny. image

Hulk SMASH! Michael Jordan GOES GREEN... to NBC!

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:25
1 minutes to read

Walgreens is expanding its use of robots to fill prescriptions, aiming to free up pharmacists and cut costs. Hulk not sure if this good or bad for puny humans. image

Hulk Smash Pharmacy Robots! Walgreens Bets Big on Automation!

Sun 11 May, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read