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Experts say Iran threatening to close the Strait of Hormuz is like Hulk threatening puny Banner – all rage, little gain! image

Hulk Smash Strait of Hormuz Closure Fears! (But Iran Might Get Smashed Too)

Mon 23 June, 2025 12:08
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Experts warn Iran risks alienating neighbors and trade partners, especially China, by threatening to close the Strait of Hormuz, potentially leading to higher energy prices and geopolitical tensions. Hulk not like tensions! Hulk like smash! image

HULK SMASH...IRAN'S OIL PLANS! Strait of Hormuz Closure? Hulk Says, 'Don't Make Me Angry, You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry!'

Mon 23 June, 2025 12:08
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Hulk read news! Smart lady teach puny parents how to talk so little humans listen without Hulk getting angry. No threats, just smart words! image

HULK SMASH BAD PARENTING! Hulk Say: Make Kids Cooperate, Not Fear!

Sun 22 June, 2025 14:17
3 minutes to read

Zuckerberg spends big to catch up in the AI race, hiring talent and eyeing AI startups. Hulk think he scared! image

HULK SMASH AI! ZUCK BUCKS BUY BRAINS!

Sat 21 June, 2025 10:20
1 minutes to read

Hulk review Darden Restaurants' earnings beat expectations, Olive Garden's endless breadsticks fuel massive growth, and Hulk wonder if they got endless supply of Gamma radiation! image

HULK SMASH... PROFITS! Darden's Earnings Make Green (Like Hulk!)

Fri 20 June, 2025 12:16
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Hulk report on how greedy stores make puny humans go broke with sneaky credit cards and BIG interest! Hulk expose! image

HULK SMASH CREDIT CARD DEBT! Retailers Rip Off Puny Humans!

Thu 19 June, 2025 13:11
2 minutes to read

Hulk analyze news about Apple, see weakness! Apple Intelligence dumb, iPhone sales slow, and VisionPro need more...vision! Hulk think Apple go down! image

HULK SMASH APPLE? Tech Giant Lookin' Kinda Puny!

Wed 18 June, 2025 15:47
2 minutes to read

Hulk analyze UK inflation! Numbers up, numbers down, Hulk confused! Economists scratch heads, pound wiggles. Hulk SMASH... confusion! image

Hulk Smash Inflation! UK Numbers Confuse Even Hulk!

Wed 18 June, 2025 06:25
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Hulk report on UK inflation: Numbers go up, numbers go down, Hulk gets angry! image

Hulk SMASH Inflation! UK Numbers Confuse Even Hulk!

Wed 18 June, 2025 06:25
1 minutes to read

New York City Comptroller Brad Lander detained by ICE while escorting a defendant, sparking outrage. Hulk says: Puny humans! image

Hulk Smash ICE! City Comptroller Gets Tiny Handcuffs, Hulk Get ANGRY!

Tue 17 June, 2025 18:08
2 minutes to read