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Synopsys withdraws financial outlook after US Commerce Department imposes restrictions on sales to China, sending stock tumbling and sparking speculation about tech war escalations. The Swarm watches with interest. image

Synopsys Crippled: Uncle Sam Grounds Chip Sales in China, Kerrigan Roars with Laughter!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:01
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Sarah Kerrigan dissects Trump's market manipulation tactics, dubbed 'TACO,' and the resulting chaos, with a Zerg twist. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: A Zerg's-Eye View of the TACO Trade!

Thu 29 May, 2025 09:52
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Joby Aviation's stock surges after Toyota injects another $250M, hinting at an electric air taxi future – or maybe just a really fancy Overlord. image

Toyota Fuels Joby's eVTOL Dreams: Is This the Swarm Taking to the Skies?

Wed 28 May, 2025 13:45
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Sarah Kerrigan reports on Australia's steady inflation, dissecting the impact of healthcare, holidays, and fuel prices with a Zerg-like wit. image

Aussie Inflation Stays Put: Kerrigan's Take on Healthcare Hikes and Holiday Havoc!

Wed 28 May, 2025 03:05
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Sarah Kerrigan reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to abandon free checked bags and embrace the dark side of airline economics, with commentary on how this affects the little guy (or Zergling). image

Southwest Airlines Betrays the Swarm: Fees, Seat Assignments, and Basic Fares, Oh My!

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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Southwest Airlines ditches free checked bags and embraces basic economy, leaving this Queen of Blades wondering if humanity will ever learn. image

Southwest Airlines: No More Free Lunch, My Swarm Pays Extra Now?!

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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European insurance companies face staggering losses from California wildfires, proving that even the most fortified empires can crumble under the weight of nature's fury. Guess the Swarm isn't the only thing burning things to the ground... image

California Screamin': Wildfires Torch Insurance Giants' Wallets!

Sun 25 May, 2025 23:18
4 minutes to read

A federal judge slams the Trump administration for botching the deportation case of a gay Guatemalan man, highlighting systemic errors and raising serious due process concerns. Looks like someone needs some spine crawlers to hold them accountable! image

Trump Admin's Deportation Disaster: Even I, Kerrigan, Can See the Roach in This Plan!

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:24
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A federal judge slams the Trump administration for a deportation blunder involving a gay Guatemalan man, proving even the Swarm makes fewer mistakes. image

Trump Admin's 'Horror' Show: When Due Process Gets Zerg Rushed!

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:24
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Donald Trump proposes massive tariffs on the European Union, sparking market jitters and fears of a trade war. Looks like someone is ready to 'unleash the swarm' on international economies! image

Trump Threatens EU with 50% Tariffs: Feels Like a Zerg Rush on Global Trade!

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:11
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