Trump Admin's Deportation Disaster: Even I, Kerrigan, Can See the Roach in This Plan!

Another Fine Mess: The Swarm Could Do Better

Alright maggots Kerrigan here. You know I've orchestrated planetary invasions faced down the Dominion and even tangled with a rogue AI. But this… this Trump administration's deportation debacle? It's a whole new level of zergling rush gone wrong. A federal judge this 'Brian Murphy' – sounds like a Terran marine but apparently has some brains – had to order them to fix their screw up with a gay Guatemalan man who was wrongly deported to Mexico. Honestly you'd think they were trying to appease Amon himself with this level of chaos. As I always say 'I am the Swarm. Armies will be broken against me!' but looks like Trump's army is breaking against itself.

Errata Errors and Extermination Attempts

So the Justice Department *admits* they messed up? Claimed the poor guy wasn't afraid of Mexico but then couldn't find anyone who actually asked him? Sounds like a Covert Ops mission gone horribly wrong. 'Hope you weren't expecting backup,' because apparently competence is in short supply. This judge Murphy called it a 'horror.' He's not wrong. It's like watching a bunch of cerebrates try to hatch a plan – messy ineffective and ultimately doomed.

Mass Deportations: More Like Mass Confusion

This isn't an isolated incident either. Apparently this is just the latest in a string of cases where the Trump administration has botched things up. It’s like watching a bunch of SCVs trying to repair a Battlecruiser with duct tape and dreams. The judge rightly pointed out that 'Due process is in some sense a binary.' You either get it or you don't. And this 'O.C.G.' clearly didn't. You can't just sweep people up and fling them across borders without even bothering to listen. Even I as the Queen of Blades have a *slightly* more organized approach to things!

DHS: Department of Hilariously Stupid?

The Department of Homeland Security which oversees ICE and the White House haven't even bothered to comment. Figures. Probably too busy trying to figure out how to blame the Zerg. They're good at that distracting with bigger issues while their real plan succeeds. As I've heard them say 'stay awhile and listen!' While these terrans do not listen or stay.

Another Victim Another Violation

And it's not just this guy. There's also a Kilmar Abrego Garcia deported to El Salvador despite having protection. 'Our enemies will fall!' The terrans must be screaming as one of their own falls again and again. Seriously are they just picking names out of a hat at this point? At least be efficient with your cruelty you amateurs!

Justice Prevails (For Now): The Swarm Approves (Slightly)

Thankfully this judge – who's clearly more competent than a bunch of overlords trying to play chess – blocked the administration from deporting people without hearing their concerns. And O.C.G.'s legal team is 'elated.' Good for them. After being raped and kidnapped in Mexico this guy had to choose between detention or hiding in Guatemala. A choice no one should have to make. I'd call for the swarm to descend on those responsible but I think their own incompetence will probably do the job for me. Still vigilance is key. 'The Swarm endures,' and so must the fight for justice.