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Top Analyst Craig Moffett Thinks Apple Moving iPhone Production to India to Dodge Tariffs is About as Smart as Me Trying to Assemble a Crib. image

Holy Crap Lois! Some Smart Guy Says Apple's India Plan is a Big Fat Fail!

Sat 26 April, 2025 15:07
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California's DMV is proposing new rules for self-driving cars and trucks, making sure they don't pull a 'Road House' on our streets. Get ready for robotaxis and driverless trucks, but hopefully not a 'Freakin' Sweet' accident! image

Giggity Giggity! California's Gone Wild with Self-Driving Car Rules!

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:05
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Peter Griffin reports on the US and South Korea's attempt to dodge those pesky tariffs before they kick in, with a little help from shipbuilding, energy, and maybe some Korean BBQ. image

Giggity! Trump Tries to Make a Deal with South Korea Faster Than I Can Drink a Pawtucket Patriot Ale!

Fri 25 April, 2025 00:12
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Peter Griffin reports on how Norway's sovereign wealth fund took a major hit due to tech sector woes and currency fluctuations, but hey, at least they made money on real estate! image

Holy Crap Lois! Norway Lost 40 Billion Dollars! Is This Worse Than the Time I Lost My Car!?

Thu 24 April, 2025 09:18
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Peter Griffin reports on the stock market's recent struggles to break through resistance levels amidst tariff uncertainty, leaving investors in a state of 'wait-and-see'. image

Holy Crap! Stock Market's Got a Case of the Mondays (Again!) Will Tariffs Ruin My Beer Budget?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 19:57
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YouTube celebrates 20 years of viral videos, massive growth, and potential antitrust drama – all while making boatloads of cash, which is more than I can say for myself! image

Holy Crap! YouTube is Older Than My Underwear Drawer and Worth More Than My Entire Life?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:00
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Tesla's first-quarter earnings take a nosedive, leaving Peter Griffin to question Elon's priorities and wonder if he should invest in Dogecoin instead. image

Tesla's Going Bankrupt?! Elon's Selling Dogecoin to Stay Afloat!

Tue 22 April, 2025 20:26
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A drop in international tourism due to trade tensions and other factors is threatening Disney's theme park profits, but cruises might save the day! image

Disney in Deep Doo-Doo! Are Trump's Tariffs Turning Mickey Mouse into a Starving Rat?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 10:23
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Analyst predicts further decline for Apple stock due to tariffs, trade war, and AI competition. Looks like I won't be buying that solid gold iPhone after all! image

Apple Stock in Freefall! Is This the End of the iLine?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 15:46
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Russia and Ukraine announce a temporary Easter truce and complete a large prisoner exchange, but skepticism remains high. Will this ceasefire actually work, or is it just another 'Freakin' Sweet' distraction? image

Holy Crap Lois, Putin Declares an Easter Ceasefire...Is This Real Life?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 20:32
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