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Mr. Bean investigates the case of James Comey's Instagram post and Donald Trump's explosive reaction, finding humor in the chaos and seashells. image

Comey's Cryptic Shell Game: Trump Says It's 'Assassination,' Bean Says It's Just Beach Fun!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:26
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Chipmaker Cerebras aims for a 2025 IPO after securing a deal with a UAE-based company, hoping to compete with Nvidia in the AI market. Just like when I tried to build a rocket! image

Cerebras CEO Wants to Go Public in 2025! Like Me Trying to Parallel Park!

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:52
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Bean here, reporting on how Cisco's doing better than expected, even with all those Trumpy tariffs and someone called Scott leaving. Blimey! image

Wot's All This, Then? Cisco's Numbers Go Zoom Zoom!

Wed 14 May, 2025 22:27
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Mr. Bean's hilarious commentary on Baidu's Apollo Go robotaxi expansion into Europe, filled with unexpected twists and turns. image

Bean There, Driven That: My Take on Baidu's Robot Invasion!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:03
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Mr. Bean reports on Tencent's first-quarter earnings, filled with gaming victories, AI adventures, and a dash of chip-related confusion. Just like trying to park my Mini! image

Tencent's Triumphs and Tech Troubles: A Bean's Eye View!

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:06
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Mr. Bean reports on the return of student loan garnishments and what it means for borrowers who are, shall we say, financially…flexible. image

Oh Dear! My Wages Vanishing Like Biscuits from a Biscuit Tin!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:26
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Mr. Bean reports on how technology stocks are doing a happy dance after the US and China agreed to a temporary truce in their tariff war. Biscuit! image

Chips Ahoy! Tech Stocks Jump for Joy (Like Teddy After a Biscuit!)

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:07
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Mr. Bean explores the possibility of the Federal Reserve being 'Too Late' in responding to economic challenges, much like his own delayed reactions to everyday mishaps. image

Oh, Dear! Is Mr. Powell Too Late? A Bean's Eye View of the Fed!

Sat 10 May, 2025 12:47
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Mr. Bean reports on the stock market's chaotic day, where some companies thrived like Teddy at a picnic, and others…well, let's just say they needed a good sit down and a cup of tea. image

Bean's Eye View: Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down, Teddy Doesn't Know!

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:25
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Mr. Bean reports on Donald Trump's appointment of Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. Attorney, after dropping Ed Martin, wondering if she is as good as Teddy! image

Wot?! Trump Chooses a TV Lady to be a Top Lawyer! Oh, Mr. Bear!

Thu 08 May, 2025 22:52
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