Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean

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Mr. Bean investigates Goldman Sachs' stock picks, wondering if Apple and Adobe can save his teddy bear's future. image
Headlines

Apple and Adobe to the Rescue! Is My Teddy's Savings Safe?

  • Tue 15 April, 2025 18:01
  • 3 minutes to read
Mr. Bean reports on Adobe's investment in Synthesia, the AI avatar company, and ponders the implications for his future comedy sketches. And Teddy, of course. image
Headlines

Teddy! Did Adobe Just Buy My Next Best Friend?!

  • Tue 15 April, 2025 05:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Tax day looming? Mr. Bean explains how to get an extension (but not on paying!) without ending up in a right pickle. image
Headlines

Tax Day Tomorrow! Uh Oh! But Don't Panic! Mr. Bean Has a Clever Plan!

  • Mon 14 April, 2025 13:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Mr. Bean reports on the latest twist in the US-China trade saga, with a sprinkle of silliness and a whole lot of questioning. image
Headlines

Tariff Tantrums! Has America Finally Backed Down?

  • Sun 13 April, 2025 16:24
  • 2 minutes to read
Mr. Bean reports on a very topsy-turvy week for technology stocks, featuring tariffs, rallies, and enough excitement to make even Teddy dizzy! image
Technology

Teddy! My Stocks Went on a Rollercoaster Ride!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 20:06
  • 2 minutes to read
Mr. Bean hilariously (and accidentally?) reports on the recent Wall Street turmoil, tariff troubles, and whether it's time to panic...or just have a cup of tea. image
Headlines

Wall Street Plunges! Did I Cause the Stock Market Crash Again?!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 13:40
  • 3 minutes to read
Mr. Bean reports on the dramatic drop in crude oil prices due to Trump's tariffs, with added nonsense and Teddy's input. image
Headlines

Crude Oil Prices PLUMMET! Is Mr. Bean to Blame?

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 11:58
  • 3 minutes to read
Mr. Bean interprets Bill Ackman's relief after Trump's tariff pause, filled with rubber chickens and teddy bear wisdom. image
Headlines

Trump Did WHAT With Tariffs?! You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 19:34
  • 2 minutes to read
Mr. Bean reports on the chaotic bond market reaction to Trump's tariffs, featuring flailing gilts, safe-haven Germans, and a general air of bewilderment. image
Europe News

Global Markets Gone Bonkers! Did Someone Say Teddy?

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 12:21
  • 2 minutes to read
Apple's recent stock market tumble, possibly due to tariffs, has allowed Microsoft to reclaim its spot as the world's most valuable company. Oh, the humanity! image
World News

Apple Loses Crown! Microsoft is King (Again!)?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 20:51
  • 2 minutes to read

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