Wot?! Trump Chooses a TV Lady to be a Top Lawyer! Oh, Mr. Bear!

Trump's New Mate!

Right so I was having a nice cup of tea with Teddy when I saw it on the telly. Mr. Trump the one with the funny hair has picked a new person to be a top lawyer! Apparently the first person he chose a Mr. Ed Martin wasn't very popular a bit like when Mrs. Wicket finds me in her good chair. Mr. Trump said it was because Mr. Martin wasn't getting enough 'support.' Sounds a bit like when I try to fix my Mini with only a rubber band and a safety pin!

Jeanine the TV Star!

So who is this new lawyer then? It's a lady called Jeanine Pirro. She used to be on the telly! A bit like when I tried to be on TV with that pigeon on my head. Apparently she's good at lawyering and Mr. Trump thinks she's 'incredibly well qualified.' I hope she doesn't wear her wig to court it might fall off like when I tried to paint the house with a fire extinguisher!

A Little Favour!

Now this is where it gets a bit like when I try to get away with parking in the Queen's spot. Seems Mr. Trump once did a little favour for Jeanine by forgiving her ex husband for a bit of a tax problem. A bit like when I 'accidentally' painted Mrs. Wicket's cat blue and then tried to fix it with shoe polish. Oh dear!

Not Everyone is Happy!

Of course not everyone is happy with Mr. Trump's choice. A Mr. Thom Tillis a big important person said he wouldn't 'support' Mr. Martin. Bit like when I try to cook a roast dinner in the hotel room and the smoke alarm goes off everyone is not very happy!

Greatness Awaits? or Just a Bean's Dream?

Mr. Trump says he'll announce someone else who's going to be 'great' soon. I hope they're not as messy as when I tried to make a sandwich in the park. I mean seagulls everywhere!

Beans Final Thoughts!

So there you have it. A TV lady turned lawyer. Sounds like a good show! Maybe she is as good at lawyering as Teddy is at being a bear. Probably not but I think it is time for a sandwich maybe I can use my shoe it worked with the paint! He he!