Comey's Cryptic Shell Game: Trump Says It's 'Assassination,' Bean Says It's Just Beach Fun!

Trump's Tizzy Over Tricky Numbers

Right then so Donald you see is in a bit of a bother a proper pickle if you will. Seems old what's his name the FBI bloke posted some numbers – '8647' – on that picture box thingy Instagram. And Donald well he's gone completely bananas! Thinks it's a secret message like when I tried to send a secret message to Irma with my alphabet spaghetti but ended up wearing most of it. 'Assassination!' he shouts. Blimey.

Comey's Beachy Explanation

Now this FBI fella Comey he says it was just some shells he found on the beach. A ‘shell formation,’ he calls it. A shell formation! Honestly sounds like something Teddy would build. Teddy of course would probably eat half of them. Anyway Comey says he didn't realize these numbers meant anything dodgy. Like when I accidentally wore my underpants on my head to church didn't realize that wasn't the done thing. Oops!.

Dirty Cop or Just Shell Shocked?

Donald's calling Comey a 'dirty cop.' A dirty cop! Sounds a bit harsh doesn't it? Unless of course Comey was using the shells to smuggle biscuits across the border. That would be naughty. Very naughty. Donald wants the Attorney General this Pam lady to sort it all out. Bit like when Mrs. Wicket tells me to sort out Scrapper's 'little accidents' in the living room.

Dodgy Numbers and Dodgy Situations

And Apparently the Secret Service are nosing around. I mean really? All this fuss over some numbers? It's like when I tried to fix the Christmas lights and nearly blew up the entire street. A bit of overreaction wouldn't you say? 'Our country's become respected again,' Trump yells while sweating profusely and claiming his life is in danger! If you ask me they could have spent their time doing something important. Like fixing my Mini's exhaust.

My Take on All This Nonsense

Honestly all this fuss over a few numbers. People need to lighten up! Have a cup of tea watch some Mr. Bean and forget about all the bother. Perhaps Comey should have arranged the shells to spell out 'BEAN' on the beach. That would have cleared everything up. Everyone loves Mr. Bean right? Right!

The Verdict (Maybe)

So there you have it. Trump thinks Comey's trying to bump him off Comey says it was just a bit of beachcombing and I'm wondering if anyone fancies a jelly baby? The truth? Well probably somewhere in between. But one thing's for sure: It's all a bit of a kerfuffle isn't it? Now where's Teddy got to? I think he's trying to post his own messages on Instagram.