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Mr. Bean reports on the U.S. Treasury Secretary's recent comments on China and the potential de-escalation of the trade war. Teddy provides insightful commentary. image

Has Someone Finally Explained China to Trump!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 15:10
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Mr. Bean reports on the EU's hefty fines for Apple and Meta over digital competition breaches, finding it all rather perplexing and somewhat amusing. image

Apple and Meta Spanked! EU Says 'No More Funny Business'!

Wed 23 April, 2025 10:19
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Mr. Bean attempts to decipher the bewildering world of stock market fluctuations, tariffs, and AI, with predictably chaotic results. image

Teddy! Business is TERRIFYING! Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down! What IS Going On?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 17:38
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Mr. Bean reports on Nomura's $1.8 billion acquisition of Macquarie's North American and European public investments business. Will it be as useful as Teddy? image

Nomura Buys Macquarie! Is It a Teddy Replacement?

Tue 22 April, 2025 00:05
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The world mourns the passing of Pope Francis, a pontiff known for his inclusive message and dedication to the poor, but did he ever try putting a turkey on his head? image

Holy Moley! Pope Francis Has Gone to the Great Church in the Sky!

Mon 21 April, 2025 08:17
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A comedic take on the U.S. Supreme Court's intervention in President Trump's attempt to swiftly deport Venezuelan men, highlighting the legal and constitutional chaos with a touch of Bean-esque bewilderment. image

Holy Moley! Trump's Deportation Plans Thwarted by Supreme Court...Or Are They?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 07:37
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Mr. Bean reports on the possible demise of the IRS' free tax filing program, pondering the implications for his own 'financial affairs' and sharing his unique perspective on government spending. image

Tax Filing Gone Wrong! Is My Free Money Machine Broken?

Thu 17 April, 2025 18:46
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Mr. Bean tackles Wall Street, offering his unique (and slightly baffling) perspective on the latest stock upgrades, downgrades, and potential tax credit chaos. image

Teddy's Tumbles and Stocks Soar! What's Bean Got to Do With It?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 12:19
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on OpenAI's new AI models, o3 and o4-mini, that can understand and analyze images, leading to potential shenanigans and existential crises for beloved teddy bears everywhere. image

Teddy's Got Competition! AI That Thinks With Pictures?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:00
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Mr. Bean reports on ASML's recent financial hiccup, tariff troubles, and what it all means for his toast-making machine. image

Chips Down! Disaster for Dutch Company! Teddy Needs a New Semiconductor!

Wed 16 April, 2025 10:02
3 minutes to read