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A real bad day for Air India as a Dreamliner crashes shortly after takeoff, leaving hundreds dead and one lucky ducky. Boeing's stock plummets faster than Homer after a donut truck. image

Doh! Air India Plane Goes Kablooey! Dreamliner Turns Nightmare-liner!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:21
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Nvidia's CEO says self-driving cars and robots are gonna be all the rage, but Europe's still scratchin' its head. Meanwhile, I'm just hopin' they have a 'Donut Run' setting. image

Mmm, Robot Cars! Nvidia CEO Says It's the Decade of Drivin' Doh-nuts!

Thu 12 June, 2025 10:38
2 minutes to read

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. shakes up the vaccine advisory panel, bringing in new members with some...interesting views. Mmm, interesting views... image

Doh! Vaccine Panel Purge! Kennedy Jr. Replaces Experts with...Donuts? (Not Really, But Maybe Should've)

Wed 11 June, 2025 22:23
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Consumer prices rise less than expected in May, raising questions about the impact of tariffs and potential Fed action. Doh-nuts to dollars, it's all the same to me! image

Doh! Inflation Slower Than My Drive-Thru Order! Trump's Tariffs Blamed!

Wed 11 June, 2025 13:48
2 minutes to read

Treasury Secretary Bessent bails on China trade talks, leaving Lutnick and Greer to haggle over who gets the donuts...err, rare earths and export controls. image

Doh! U.S. Trade Guy Skips Out on China Talks for...Congress?! Mmm, Congress...

Tue 10 June, 2025 21:17
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Paramount Global is slimming down faster than I can eat a box of donuts, with hundreds of U.S. employees facing layoffs amid merger talks and a changing TV landscape. Doh! image

Doh! Paramount's Layoff-a-Palooza: Hundreds Get the Boot!

Tue 10 June, 2025 11:45
2 minutes to read

Doh! Topgolf Stock Soars After Fancy-Pants Director Buys a Truckload!

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:09
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Some fancy pants company is throwin' around half a billion dollars to make college sports even more profitable. More money, more problems... and hopefully, more donuts! image

Doh! College Sports Gettin' Richer Than Mr. Burns!

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Tesla's head honcho of robot wrangling, Milan Kovac, is ditching the gig! What's gonna happen to my robot butler now? image

Doh! Tesla Robot Boss Bails! Is This the End of Robot Butlers?

Fri 06 June, 2025 23:24
2 minutes to read

After a rocky start, Wall Street is now bullish on the Indian market, but is it too good to be true? Time for Homer to figure out if this is a 'Mmm, opportunity!' or a 'D'oh!' moment. image

Doh! Everyone's Suddenly Loving Indian Stocks?! Maybe I Should Buy Some Donuts, I Mean, Shares!

Thu 05 June, 2025 15:47
3 minutes to read