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Homer Simpson reports on surprising job growth despite tariff worries, with unemployment steady and potential Fed rate cuts on the horizon. Doh! image

Mmm, Jobs! Economy Still Kickin' Despite Trump's Tariff Tantrums!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:38
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Homer Simpson reports on Amazon's mixed quarterly results, cloud business, and future projections, all while craving donuts. image

DOH! Amazon's Numbers Go Up...Then Down? What's a Guy to Do?

Thu 01 May, 2025 23:25
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Homer Simpson reports on how car sales went bonkers in April as folks panicked about Trump's tariffs, but now the donut might be running out! image

Doh! Car Sales Go Wild Before the Tariff Monster Chomps!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:24
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Homer Simpson reports on how China's manufacturing is shrinking faster than his hairline due to the ongoing trade war with the US, leaving everyone saying

Doh! China's Economy Goes Down the Drain Thanks to Trump's Tariff Tantrums!

Thu 01 May, 2025 11:38
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Epic Systems is now the undisputed king of electronic health records, leaving Oracle in the dust and me wondering if I should invest my donut money. image

Doh! Epic Systems Crushes Oracle Like a Bug on My Windshield!

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:24
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Jim Cramer defends Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol amidst a disappointing quarter, seeing it as a buying opportunity and trusting Niccol's turnaround expertise. image

Doh! Starbucks Stock Down? Cramer Says 'Eat My Shorts,' Niccol's Got This!

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:16
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Lars Klingbeil is the new Finance Minister of Germany. Let's hope he knows more about money than I do about diets! image

Doh! Germany Gets a New Money Man: Will There Be Donuts for Everyone?

Wed 30 April, 2025 09:38
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Lars Klingbeil, a guitar-playing politician, is Germany's new finance minister. Can he strum up some economic magic, or will it be a fiscal 'D'oh!'? image

Doh! Germany's New Finance Guy Plays Guitar? Where's the Beer?

Wed 30 April, 2025 09:38
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Starbucks reports disappointing earnings and sales, but hopes its 'Back to Starbucks' plan, less robots, and more baristas can save the day! Mmm, baristas! image

Doh! Starbucks in a Coffee Catastrophe! Turnaround Plan Needs More Dough-nuts!

Tue 29 April, 2025 22:11
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Novo Nordisk teams up with telehealth providers to make Wegovy more accessible, especially now that those pesky, cheaper copycats are gone. Time to lose weight and gain... well, maybe just lose weight. image

Doh! Wegovy Weight Loss Drug Now Available Through Telehealth! Mmm, Weight Loss...

Tue 29 April, 2025 14:45
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