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A Witcher's skeptical look at India's economic surge, potential, and the gaping chasm between GDP and prosperity. Could be a good hunt, if you like paperwork. image

India: Fourth Largest Economy? Hmmm...Wind's Howling

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:37
4 minutes to read

Toyota throws another hefty bag of coin at Joby Aviation, further fueling the electric air taxi dream. Roach is not impressed, and neither are the local griffins. image

Geralt of Rivia Reports: Flying Contraptions and Toyota's Coin - Roach is Officially Outdated!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:01
2 minutes to read

Despite tariff troubles and profit outlook cuts, Abercrombie & Fitch shares skyrocket, leaving even a Witcher scratching his head. image

Abercrombie's Wild Ride: Tariffs, Profits, and a Witcher's Wager

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
3 minutes to read

Genetic testing firm 23andMe is pulling out of Nasdaq after a buyout by Regeneron, marking a sad end to its once-promising journey. image

23andGONE: From Witcher's Brew to Bankruptcy Stew!

Tue 27 May, 2025 19:05
3 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on China's surprising industrial profit growth amidst US tariffs, deflation, and a world gone mad. Turns out, coin talks, even in trade wars. image

Toss a Coin to China? Industrial Profits Rise Despite Trade Wars

Tue 27 May, 2025 04:57
2 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on a resilient auto parts stock that could thrive amidst economic turmoil, tariffs, and disgruntled monsters... err, consumers. image

Toss a Coin to Your Auto Shop: Why This Stock is Built Like a Witcher

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:32
3 minutes to read

The White Wolf analyzes CNBC's All-Weather stock list, the addition of AutoZone, and why even in a tumultuous market, some investments are as reliable as Roach. image

Toss a Coin to Your Stock Picker: Geralt's Guide to Surviving the Economic Wild Hunt

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:32
3 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on the latest market tremors caused by President Trump's tariff threats, leaving investors battered and bruised. image

Toss a Coin to Your Broker? Trump's Tariffs Threaten Market Mayhem!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:18
2 minutes to read

Witcher Geralt of Rivia investigates whether Big Oil can keep its promise to shareholders amidst falling crude prices and whispers of financial strain. Is it time to 'toss a coin' to investors, or is a storm coming? image

Big Oil's Coin: Toss a Dividend to Your Witcher, Oh Valley of Plenty?

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:29
2 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on Intuit's surprisingly good earnings, proving that even Witchers have to deal with taxes... and occasionally, profits. image

Taxes and Coin: Intuit Makes a Killing, Even I'm Impressed

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:04
2 minutes to read