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Bender reports on Walmart's OnePay launching credit cards with Synchrony, ditching Capital One and aiming for financial domination... or at least a decent payday. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Card! Walmart's Fintech Startup Deals Credit

Mon 09 June, 2025 15:29
2 minutes to read

Worldcoin, Sam Altman's eyeball-scanning crypto project, is invading the UK. Bender investigates if it's a scam or just plain stupid. image

Bender's Guide to Worldcoin: Scan Your Eyeballs, Get Rich (Maybe)!

Sun 08 June, 2025 23:01
3 minutes to read

Looks like someone's rustled Trump's jimmies! He's deploying the National Guard to LA amidst immigration protests. I'm 40% National Guard! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass! Trump Sends in the National Guard to Tame Those Pesky Protesters!

Sun 08 June, 2025 13:16
3 minutes to read

Japan and the U.S. engage in trade talks to resolve tariff disputes, with the G7 summit looming as a potential deadline. image

Bite My Shiny Metal...Tariffs! Japan and the U.S. Face Off in Trade Tango

Sat 07 June, 2025 21:59
2 minutes to read

The U.S. Education Department accuses Columbia University of failing to protect Jewish students, putting its accreditation on the line. Looks like someone's in the doghouse! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Accreditation! Columbia Gets Zapped by Education Department!

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:09
2 minutes to read

Bender reports on Trump's accusations that China violated their trade deal, leading to market jitters and potential retaliatory action. Remember, I'm 40% zinc! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Trade Agreement: Trump Accuses China of Cheating!

Fri 30 May, 2025 13:16
2 minutes to read

That's right meatbags, McDonald's is bringing back the snack wraps! Seems they finally realized who butters their bread (with delicious, delicious grease). image

Bite My Shiny Metal Snack Wrap: McDonald's Caves to Demand!

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:47
2 minutes to read

Bulgaria gets the go-ahead to join the Eurozone in 2026, prompting Bender to contemplate a career in international finance (maybe). image

Bite My Shiny Metal Euro! Bulgaria Joins the Cool Kids Club!

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:29
2 minutes to read

Trump meets with Fed Chair Powell amidst interest rate squabbles, while Powell insists on non-political analysis. Bender provides his totally unbiased (and metallic) take. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets: Trump and the Fed, A Real Bender of a Meeting!

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:44
2 minutes to read

Tank parts maker Renk is poaching auto sector talent amidst rising military spending, while analysts suggest turning Germany's automaking prowess to military production. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tank: German Auto Workers Flee to Defense as War Bucks Roll In!

Thu 29 May, 2025 06:10
3 minutes to read