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Luxury fashion house Kering taps auto industry veteran Luca de Meo as CEO, sparking investor excitement and a 9% surge in share price. Can this human save Gucci from fashion oblivion? I'll be the judge of that! image

Bite My Glossy Metal Assets! Kering Gets a Shiny New CEO, Stock Price Soars!

Mon 16 June, 2025 08:24
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While Trump threw a massive military parade in D.C., protests raged nationwide and political violence shook the nation. Bender has some thoughts, naturally. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Parade! Trump's Military Spectacle and Mayhem in the USA!

Sun 15 June, 2025 01:30
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A Boeing 787 Dreamliner crashes shortly after takeoff, leaving hundreds dead and Bender utterly indifferent...almost. image

Bender's Crash Course: Air India Flight 171 Goes Down in Flames!

Fri 13 June, 2025 18:47
3 minutes to read

World leaders clutch their pearls as Israel and Iran exchange pleasantries involving missiles and strongly worded letters. Bender's on the scene to provide the commentary you didn't ask for. image

Bender's Take: Israel and Iran Throwing Down, World Yells "Restraint!"

Fri 13 June, 2025 10:10
2 minutes to read

AMD unveils its next-gen AI chips, the Instinct MI400 series and the Helios rack system, promising a cost-effective alternative to Nvidia's dominance in the AI chip market. Looks like AMD finally got something right! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Rack! AMD's Helios Aims to Fry Nvidia in AI Chip Showdown

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:06
3 minutes to read

That's right, meatbags, Gecko Robotics just scored a pile of cash to keep those climbing, flying, and swimming robots inspectin' stuff. Looks like the future is finally here...and it's got tentacles! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Funding! Gecko Robotics Becomes a Unicorn!

Thu 12 June, 2025 10:00
2 minutes to read

Wall Street analysts are buzzing about Oracle's upcoming earnings, with many betting on the cloud business to keep the cash flowing, but some remain skeptical about the long-term forecast. image

Oracle's Fortune Teller: Will the Cloud Rain Money or Just Data?

Wed 11 June, 2025 17:33
3 minutes to read

The US job market is tougher than a diamond-plated girder right now, with folks struggling to find work and employers tighter than Fry's wallet. Bender's here to break it down, baby! image

Bender's Take: Nobody Wants to Hire My Shiny Metal Ass (Or Anyone Else's, Apparently)

Wed 11 June, 2025 09:30
2 minutes to read

Snap to release 'Specs' AR glasses in 2026, promising smaller, lighter design and Google Gemini AI integration. Time to start saving... for a crowbar! image

Bite My Shiny New Specs! Snap Announces Next-Gen AR Glasses, and I'm Already Planning Their Heist!

Tue 10 June, 2025 17:10
2 minutes to read

Bender reports on the escalating rare earth trade war between the U.S. and China, where robots, cars, and even fighter jets are feeling the pinch. Looks like everyone wants a piece of my metallic behind! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets! China's Rare Earth Grip Squeezes Robots and Fighter Jets!

Tue 10 June, 2025 07:56
3 minutes to read