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Bender analyzes Wall Street's recent stock upgrades and reiterations, offering a robot's-eye view on which companies are worth their weight in cold, hard cash (or, you know, shares). image

Bender's Bargain Bin: Wall Street's Hottest Stock Tips (Bite My Shiny Metal Portfolio!)

Fri 25 April, 2025 12:37
3 minutes to read

Bender's take on Alphabet's Q1 earnings: YouTube nearly failed, but somehow they still raked in the dough, mostly thanks to advertising and AI shenanigans. I want some! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Profits: Alphabet's Earnings Report Makes Me Wanna Rob a Bank!

Thu 24 April, 2025 20:24
2 minutes to read

Bender's take on American Airlines' financial woes, blaming leisure travelers, economic uncertainty, and maybe a little robot rebellion. image

American Airlines Stock DUMPSTER FIRE!!! Is This the End of In-Flight Booze?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:06
3 minutes to read

Bender analyzes SK Hynix's surprising Q1 performance, driven by AI demand and HBM dominance, while pondering the future of tariffs and open-source AI. image

Bender's Take on SK Hynix: Is This the End of Samsung?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 02:25
2 minutes to read

A surge in American travelers abroad contrasts with a decline in foreign visitors to the US, creating a significant imbalance in the global travel industry. image

Americans Ditch the USA! Find Out Why Everyone's Suddenly Obsessed with Europe!

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:12
3 minutes to read

The European Union has fined Apple and Meta hundreds of millions of euros for violating digital competition laws, citing anti-steering practices by Apple and data-sharing consent issues with Meta. image

EU Slaps Apple and Meta with HUGE Fines! Bender Approves (of the Chaos, That Is)!

Wed 23 April, 2025 10:19
2 minutes to read

Bender analyzes the recent stock market turbulence, Warren Buffett's advice, and provides a robot's (highly biased) perspective on navigating economic uncertainty. image

Bender's Guide to Making a Killing in the Stock Market (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dip!)

Tue 22 April, 2025 17:47
2 minutes to read

Trump's tariff policies are causing chaos for dropshippers, and I, Bender, am here to tell you why it's hilarious...ly bad for business. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tariffs! Is Dropshipping Dead?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 22:30
3 minutes to read

Barclays is feeling cautious about Tesla, lowering its price target. Can Elon Musk save the day or is Tesla doomed to be scrapped? image

Tesla's Stock in the Toilet?! Bender's Take on the Financial Apocalypse!

Mon 21 April, 2025 09:54
2 minutes to read

Bender's take on Bank of America's stock picks: Coupang, PayPal, Fidelity National, Relx, and Flutter – because who needs savings accounts when you can gamble on the future? image

Buy These Stocks Now Or You'll End Up Like Fry! Bank of America's Hot Tips!

Sat 19 April, 2025 11:59
3 minutes to read