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McDonald's announces a massive hiring blitz, but is it just trying to butter up Trump and dodge those pesky health nuts? image

Eat My Shorts! McDonald's Hiring Spree: A Trump-Sized McScandal?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:00
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Bart Simpson reports on the tech stock rally after the U.S. and China call a truce on tariffs, sending Apple, Amazon, and chipmakers soaring higher than Milhouse's chances with Lisa. image

Eat My Shorts, Tariffs! Tech Stocks Party Like It's 2025!

Mon 12 May, 2025 12:24
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Pope Leo XIV vows to tackle AI threats to worker rights, channeling Pope Francis' social justice spirit and throwing back to Leo XIII's worker advocacy. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, AI! New Pope's Got a Plan!

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:25
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New survey reveals women small business owners are more stressed about the economy than the dudes. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Economy! Women Entrepreneurs Feeling the Pinch!

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:07
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President Trump announces a 10% tariff floor for countries seeking trade deals with the U.S., while praising the UK's respectful treatment. image

Eat My Shorts, Trade Deficit! Trump's Tariff-tastic Trade Template!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:57
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Bart Simpson reports on Trump's trade agreement with the UK, filled with more twists than Milhouse's love life and a whole lot of 'Ay, Caramba!' moments. image

Eat My Tariffs, Man! Trump's UK Trade Deal: A Doh-cent Agreement?

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:54
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Tensions escalate between India and Pakistan, leading to a surge in Chinese defense stocks as Pakistan allegedly uses China-made weapons. Haw haw! image

Eat My Shorts, India! China's Defense Stocks Go Ka-Ching as Pakistan Zaps Indian Jets!

Thu 08 May, 2025 06:21
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Alphabet tanks, Disney soars, and everything in between – Bart Simpson's take on the day's wildest market moves. image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Stocks Go Haywire!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:50
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Novo Nordisk says 'Don't have a cow, man!' as Wegovy sales are set to rebound after those pesky copycat drugs get the boot. Looks like someone's gonna make some serious dough! image

Eat My Shorts, Copycats! Wegovy's Back, Baby!

Wed 07 May, 2025 10:03
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President Trump throws a curveball, saying the U.S. doesn't need to sign trade deals, leaving everyone scratching their heads like Homer at a Mensa meeting. image

Eat My Shorts, Trade Deals! Trump Says 'No Deal,' D'oh!

Tue 06 May, 2025 20:00
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