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President Trump claims China's ripping us off and his tariffs might mean fewer toys for kids. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, China! Trump's Trade War Promises Fewer Dolls and More Mayhem!

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:46
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Zuckerberg and his crew are swimming in cash, even if their Reality Labs are still a bit of a virtual 'D'oh!' image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Meta's Makin' Bank (Again!)

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:16
2 minutes to read

Even with Trump's tariff-palooza, Dollar General's stock is doing better than Milhouse at tetherball, while Walmart's flexing its digital muscles, leaving everyone else eating its dust. image

Eat My Shorts, Economy! Dollar General's Stock is Suddenly Not Lousy!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:39
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Eric Trump slams the traditional banking system, predicting its downfall due to the rise of cryptocurrency, while touting the UAE as a crypto hub. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Banks! Eric Trump Says Crypto Will Turn You Into Roadkill!

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:15
2 minutes to read

Amazon denies tariff surcharge plans after White House heat, while sellers sweat over rising import costs. Looks like someone's about to get a wedgie! image

Eat My Shorts, Tariffs! Amazon Flips the Bird at Trump's Trade Tantrums!

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:57
2 minutes to read

Yo, check it! The stock market's been doing the Bartman – one minute it's down, the next it's up! Can it finish April in the green after a major faceplant? Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Stock Market! April's Wild Ride is Totally Bonkers!

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:08
2 minutes to read

Uber's new policy demands employees, including those approved for remote work, return to the office three days a week, while also hiking the sabbatical eligibility from five to eight years. Cowabunga, dude! image

Eat My (Commute) Shorts! Uber Forces Workers Back to the Grind!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:58
2 minutes to read

According to Apollo Global Management, Trump's tariffs could lead to shortages and a recession by summer 2025. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Economy! Trump Tariffs to Empty Store Shelves, Predicts Recession!

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:32
2 minutes to read

Bart Simpson reports on how dividend stocks are becoming the new 'cowabunga' for investors seeking stability in a wild market, even with tech giants like Apple and Microsoft hogging the dividend pie. image

Eat My Shorts, Market! Dividend Stocks to the Rescue!

Sun 27 April, 2025 18:25
2 minutes to read

Turns out, even buying grub is getting tougher, with more peeps using those 'Buy Now, Pay Later' deals and sometimes forgetting to pay up. Ay, Caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Broke Americans Finance Groceries with Buy Now, Pay Later!

Sat 26 April, 2025 11:00
2 minutes to read