By Order of the Peaky Blinders: Colorado Flamethrower Attacker Faces Justice

A Right Mess in Boulder

Right so I read about this bloke in Boulder Colorado. Name's Soliman apparently. Seems he decided to spice things up a bit with a homemade flamethrower and a few Molotov cocktails. Targeted some people supporting Israel. Eight of them ended up in hospital. 'Course he's now facing a mountain of charges including attempted murder. Seems a bit drastic even for me. He had been planning the attack for a year and was waiting until after his daughter graduated to conduct the attack. Smart planning that ain't.

Confessions and Cocktails

The Feds got involved as they do. Seems our friend Soliman confessed. Said he'd been researching how to make these 'Molotov Cocktails' on YouTube. YouTube! In my day we learned these things from experience not bloody videos. Anyway he admitted he wanted to kill 'all Zionist people.' Bit strong innit? He’s even got Trump yapping about Biden's border policies. As if that’s got anything to do with this lunatic. 'Course Trump would find a way to blame someone else. Never his fault is it? "Yesterday's horrific attack in Boulder Colorado WILL NOT BE TOLERATED in the United States of America" Trump wrote in a social media post.

Hate's a Dangerous Game

This Soliman he's got hate in his heart. 'Hate is a strong word,' as I once said. But it fits here. Claims he wanted to stop these 'Zionists' from taking over 'our land,' whatever that means. Planned this whole thing for a year apparently. A year! That's a long time to stew in your own anger. Makes you wonder what else he's been brewing in that head of his. "Soliman stated he would do it (conduct an attack) again."

The Price of Vendetta

Now they're throwing the book at him. Attempted first degree murder assault possession of incendiary devices. The works. Prosecutors want a $10 million bond. Seems steep even for a Shelby. But then again he did try to set people on fire. "He must go out under "TRUMP" Policy. Acts of Terrorism will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law."

Politics and Petrol

Trump's having a field day with this. Blaming Biden talking about borders the usual. Says Soliman came in through Biden's 'ridiculous Open Border Policy.' Politics eh? Always got to turn a tragedy into a bloody point scoring exercise. This is yet another example of why we must keep our Borders SECURE and deport Illegal Anti American Radicals from our Homeland.

No Peace for Anyone

End of the day this Soliman is a danger to everyone. He planned this confessed to it and said he'd do it again. The world's already a bloody mess we don't need more lunatics running around with petrol bombs. Justice needs to be served and quickly. And maybe someone should take away his YouTube access. Sometimes ignorance is bliss you know? "There's only one way to guarantee peace. And that's by force."