Web of Tweets! Trump and Musk's Billion-Dollar Blowup!

My Spidey Sense is Tingling... With Drama!

Okay web heads hold onto your hats! Your friendly neighborhood Spider Man is here to break down a doozy of a story. It seems our former Prez Donald Trump and the real life Tony Stark (minus the charm maybe?) Elon Musk are having a HUGE spat! Trump's basically said "Hasta la vista baby!" to Musk's government contracts. And like any good super billionaire Musk's not taking it lying down. Talk about a web of intrigue!

Trump's Truth Bombs and Musk's Moonshots

So Trump hops onto Truth Social (his version of the Daily Bugle I guess) and starts throwing shade claiming Musk is 'CRAZY' and threatening to pull the plug on his companies' government subsidies. Musk never one to back down from a fight claps back on X (formerly Twitter but let's be real it's still Twitter to me!). He even threatened to decommission SpaceX's Dragon spacecraft! Ouch! Someone get Aunt May some smelling salts!

He Said He Said: The Tweet Heard 'Round the World

The back and forth is wilder than a Green Goblin glider ride! Musk's accusing Trump of ingratitude claiming he helped Trump win the election and even hinting at some juicy Epstein files dirt. Trump not to be outdone said Musk was 'wearing thin'. It's like watching two supervillains argue over who gets the last slice of pizza! And remember with great power comes great responsibility but apparently not great tweeting habits...

The Bannon Bomb!

Just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier Steve Bannon jumps into the fray. Referencing a report about Musk's alleged drug use Bannon's calling for investigations into everything from Musk's immigration status to his 'relationship with the Chinese Communist Party.' Talk about throwing the kitchen sink! I mean I sling webs but that's a whole other level of slinging.

Show Me the Money! (Or the Contracts)

Turns out SpaceX is swimming in government contracts – billions of dollars! From NASA to the Air Force everyone's been lining Musk's pockets. And now Trump's threatening to cut it all off. That's a lot of web fluid money at stake! Makes my Daily Bugle paychecks look like pocket lint.

To Be Continued... (Probably)

Folks this is a developing story and you know what that means – more drama! Will Trump actually pull the contracts? Will Musk launch a counter attack? Will Bannon find that smoking gun? Stay tuned true believers! Your friendly neighborhood Spider Man will be here to keep you updated (between dodging missiles and saving cats of course). 'Nuff said!