G-7 Summit: World Leaders vs. The Trump Wild Card! (And Possibly Aliens?)

Web Slinging Intel: What's Cooking at the G 7?

Alright True Believers your friendly neighborhood Spider Man here with the lowdown on the G 7 Summit! Seems like all the bigwig world leaders are heading to the Canadian Rockies. Usually I'm swinging around stopping bank robberies but even *I* know this summit's a big deal. But here's the kicker: there's more tension than a symbiote trying to bond with Eddie Brock! We've got a widening war in the Middle East *and* the ongoing saga of Trump's trade shenanigans. Talk about a tangled web!

Starmer's Middle East Mission: More Than Meets the Eye?

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer's been playing diplomat chatting with Trump and Netanyahu about de escalating things. Apparently Britain's sending in the Royal Air Force. Sounds serious right? Starmer said he's worried about Iran's nuclear program but also recognizes Israel's right to self defense. He's hoping for "intense discussions" at the summit. All I can say is I hope they brought enough coffee. And maybe a web shooter or two just in case.

Trump Card: The Wild Card

Our friendly neighborhood Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is throwing the usual joint statement out the window. Seems like everyone's too busy trying to talk Trump out of slapping tariffs on everything. It might end up being a bunch of one on one chats instead of a unified front. And get this! Trump's casually suggesting making Canada the 51st state *and* buying Greenland! Seriously is anyone else getting a MODOK vibe from all this?

Macron's Greenland Gambit: A French Twist!

French President Emmanuel Macron's making a pit stop in Greenland meeting with their leader and Denmark's prime minister on a Danish helicopter carrier. It's like a James Bond movie but with more diplomacy and fewer exploding pens. Macron's one of the few who knew Trump back in his first term but even *he* hasn't had much luck getting Trump to play nice. France is still facing those pesky tariffs. As Aunt May would say "With great power comes great responsibility," but maybe someone should remind *certain* world leaders about that.

Zelenskyy's Summit Showdown: Facing the Music?

Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy's gonna be there too and he's scheduled to meet with Trump. Remember that awkward Oval Office encounter they had? Yikes! Talk about tension thicker than Kraven's beard. Oh and Trump is expected to arrive late in Alberta the G 7 meeting is set to commence on Monday.

Bully in the Pulpit: How to Handle Trump's Antics

Word on the street (or rather the web) is that Trump can be a bit of a uh *challenging* negotiator. Former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien's advice? Stay calm and ignore him if he acts out. "He tends to be a bully," Chrétien said. "If Trump has decided to make a show to be in the news he will do something crazy. Let him do it and keep talking normally." Sounds like something Aunt May would say actually! Guess I better pack my web shooters and my diplomacy skills. This summit's gonna be a wild ride!