Elon Musk Leaving Trump Administration! Did Spidey See This Coming?!

Great Power Great Responsibility... and Great Headlines!

Alright web heads your friendly neighborhood Spider Man here swinging in with the latest scoop! Turns out that whole 'with great power comes great responsibility' thing? Applies to billionaires too apparently. Word on the street – or should I say from the top of the Empire State Building – is that Elon Musk is wrapping up his time as a 'special government employee' for the Trump administration. Looks like even Tony Stark... I mean Elon Musk can't juggle saving the world (or at least trying to) and fixing traffic with underground tunnels forever!

DOGE Days Are Numbered!

This whole thing started with Musk joining the DOGE team – not that Shiba Inu thing but a controversial effort to uh slash federal spending. Sounds like someone’s been watching too many superhero movies where we cut budgets to save the world. But here's the kicker: this 'special government employee' gig (SGE for those keeping score at home) has a 130 day limit. And guess what? May's almost here! Time flies when you're... uh... 'making America great again'?

Fake News or Web of Lies?

Now things got a little tangled in my web when Politico dropped the news that Musk was leaving. Tesla stock? Zoomed higher than me dodging Doc Ock's tentacles! But then the White House press secretary called it 'garbage.' Classic case of 'he said she said,' right? Musk himself chimed in tweeting 'Yeah fake news.' Sounds like someone's been hanging around J. Jonah Jameson too long. I need pictures of this! And maybe a raise...

Trump Speaks!

Trump seemed pretty chill about the whole thing telling reporters Musk was 'amazing' but had a 'big company to run.' Sounds like a breakup speech am I right? 'It's not you it's me... and my multi billion dollar company.' But then back in March Musk said he'd stay another year. Talk about mixed signals! Makes my dating life look simple.

Political Webs and Wisconsin Woes!

And here's a twist! Musk was apparently a big financial backer of Trump's campaign. And this dude Brad Schimel who was backed by Musk and Trump lost this Wisconsin Supreme Court election. If you can't beat them join them. That's what I always say and now all of these people are tangled in this political web!

Spidey's Take: Stick to the Webs!

Alright true believers Spidey's gotta swing. But my take? Maybe stick to electric cars and space rockets Elon. Leave the government stuff to the guys with the... uh... well maybe *no one* should be in charge right now. Anyway this Spider Man is OUT! Time to stop some crimes before they get out of hand!