GET OVER HERE... With Trade Deals! Trump's Tariff Deadline Gets A Reprieve!

Finish Him! Or... Maybe Later?

Greetings mortals! Scorpion here your favorite specter of the Netherrealm! Today I bring you tales of... trade? Yes even I a master of hellfire must dabble in the mundane affairs of your realm. It appears the loud one Trump is playing games with tariffs. He threatened to scorch the EU with a 50% tariff but now... he hesitates. Is he a coward? Or merely biding his time? 'Get over here!'...with those concessions Ursula!

Toasty! ...Or Just Lukewarm?

Leavitt the White House mouthpiece claims the July deadline 'is not critical'. Not critical? Is anything truly critical besides avenging my clan? But I digress. She suggests Trump can 'pick a reciprocal tariff rate'. Sounds like he's improvising like my fatalities. Sometimes they work sometimes they're... messy. But hey at least they're memorable!

There Will Be Negotiation!

This '90 day pause' on universal tariffs is set to expire soon but Miran another one of Trump's advisors speaks of 'good faith' negotiations. Good faith? In this realm? That's rich. I've seen more honor in Shang Tsung's soul. Yet if it keeps the peace I suppose even I can tolerate it... for now. Sub Zero better not be involved somehow.

Fatality... on the Deadline!

Bessent the Treasury Secretary has all but confirmed that Trump will delay the deadline. It seems even the most powerful leaders are slaves to the sands of time. But mark my words procrastination can be as deadly as a kunai to the face. 'You're next!'... to get an extension perhaps.

Stocks Rise From The Ashes

The stock market sensing weakness rejoices at the possibility of extended deadlines. Fools! Do they not know that chaos is inevitable? The market will crumble eventually just like my enemies under my wrath. But until then let them bask in their fleeting moment of peace. I'll be waiting in the shadows.

GET OVER HERE... and Refresh This Page!

So there you have it mortals. The saga of Trump's tariffs continues. Will he unleash the fires of economic hell or will he show mercy? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: this story is far from over. Keep refreshing for updates... before I lose my patience. 'You will burn!'... if you don't.