Trump's Big Mouth and Modi's Big Headache: Your Favorite (Crooked) Lawyer Weighs In!

Orange Alert: Trump Takes Credit...Again!

Alright folks Saul Goodman here your favorite lawyer and occasional spinner of truth. You know the kind of truth that makes you money not gets you locked up! Seems our former President Donald 'The Hair' Trump is at it again flapping his gums about brokering peace between India and Pakistan. Says he 'stopped the war,' like he’s some kind of international superhero. Newsflash Donald: Diplomatic victories don't come from tweeting at 3 AM. You can’t just waltz in and declare 'Problem solved!' Like you're offering a BOGO deal on nuclear disarmament. It doesn't work like that see? And it certainly doesn’t work when you're dealing with folks as sharp as Prime Minister Modi.

Modi's Madder Than a Badger in a Barrel!

Word on the street – or you know from official government statements – is that Modi is none too pleased with Trump’s self congratulatory victory lap. Apparently Modi told Trump point blank that India ain't interested in any 'mediation,' thank you very much. Seems India prefers to handle its own business which let's be honest is a smart move. Trusting Trump with international diplomacy is like letting Jesse Pinkman run a chemistry lab... things are gonna blow up. And not in a good way like a meth empire kinda way!

Trade Winds and Army Chiefs: A Very Trumpian Lunch

But the story gets juicier! Apparently Trump decided to host Pakistan's chief of Army Staff for a lovely little lunch at the White House. Said he was 'thanking him for not going into the war.' I’m thinking is this how diplomacy works now? You reward people for *not* starting wars? I should get a medal for all the clients I've talked *out* of doing stupid things. Anyway apparently they also talked about a potential trade deal. It's always about the Benjamins isn't it? Just like back in Albuquerque with Walt and his blue sky.

G7 Gone Wild: Trump's Early Exit

Speaking of trade Trump was supposed to meet Modi at the G7 summit but – shocker – he bailed early! Blamed tensions in the Middle East. Probably got bored. Or maybe he just realized he couldn't get a decent spray tan in Canada. Who knows? Either way it just adds another layer of… well you know what it adds. Suffice to say things are getting dicey on the international stage and everyone's looking for a piece of the pie. Time to lawyer up!

Saul's Sage Advice: When in Doubt Deny Everything!

So what’s the takeaway here folks? Well for starters never trust a politician with a comb over. Second international relations are messier than a badger in a blender. And third when in doubt deny everything! That's my motto and it's served me well. It might even work for world peace! Or at least it'll get you through a tense phone call with a foreign leader. I'm just saying! If you need any help with denying things or setting up an offshore account you know where to find me.

Better Call Saul: For All Your International Legal Needs!

Remember folks in the great words of yours truly 'If you're committed enough you can make any story work. I once convinced a jury that a guy who painted himself blue and robbed a bank was just expressing himself artistically. This India Pakistan thing? Pfft I could spin that into a feel good movie! If you ever find yourself needing a legal loophole big enough to drive a country through you know who to call. Better Call Saul!'