
A Promise is a Promise... Until It Isn't
Alright folks Saul Goodman here your friendly neighborhood lawyer... and apparently geopolitical analyst now? Five months ago the big guy President Trump he's out there talkin' about peace unity endin' wars. Real 'Mr. Rogers' kinda stuff y'know? Remember that inauguration speech? 'Wars we never get into'? Sounded good on paper I'll give him that. But hey as I always say 'Just because you're a character doesn't mean you have character.' And things have gotten a little… complicated.
Breaking Bad... Habits?
Fast forward to last night and BOOM! The U.S. is hittin' Iran. Not just a little tap on the wrist either. We're talkin' Fordo Natanz Isfahan – all the hotspots. Trump himself confirmed it on Truth Social boastin' about droppin' a 'full load of BOMBS.' Now I'm no military strategist but that doesn't exactly scream 'peace' to me. This is like promising your client you'll get them off with community service and then accidentally getting them life without parole. Oopsie!
From Campaign Trail to Battlefield
Remember those campaign promises? 'Prevent World War Three'? 'End chaos in the Middle East'? Seems like yesterday right? But hey politics is a fickle mistress folks. One minute you're vowin' to keep us out of war the next you're… well you get the picture. As I've learned in my line of work 'If you're committed enough you can make any story work.' Even a story about turnin' your back on campaign promises.
Nuclear Nightmares and Trump's Tough Talk
Trump's been makin' noise about Iran gettin' nukes for ages. He ain't wrong nobody wants that. Said it 'just can't happen'. But the tricky part is how you stop it right? Like do you try the gentle persuadin' approach or do you go full 'Better Call Saul' and pull out all the stops? Looks like he has gone full 'Better Call Saul'. Which sometimes includes some questionable tactics.
Two Weeks to Diplomacy? More Like Two Seconds to Action!
Just 48 hours before the strike Trump was sayin' he'd wait 'two weeks' to see if things could be sorted out diplomatically. Two weeks! In the world of politics that's practically an eternity! But who needs diplomacy when you've got well you know... big bombs? It is almost like planning a good defense strategy for a guilty client. But instead it's war...
So What Happens Next?
Alright so the bombs have dropped. Now what? Did Trump just open a can of worms bigger than the ones I find in my office sometimes? Is this the end of diplomacy or just the beginning of something much much bigger? I gotta tell ya folks even I'm not sure how this one's gonna play out. But hey one thing's for sure: it's gonna be interestin'. And who knows maybe I'll end up representin' someone in all this. After all 'I'm not a criminal lawyer I'm a *criminal* lawyer!' Just kidding... mostly.
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