Donald Trump About to Betray You Like Rollo Betrayed Me! Will He Sell His Shares?!

A Storm is Brewing!

By Odin's beard! I Ragnar Lothbrok have seen more stable longboats than this 'Trump Media' stock. News travels faster than a raven across the fjords – seems this company's shares are doing a rather impressive dive almost as if they were trying to reach the bottom of the ocean. They say it's because of rumors whispers of potential stock sales by those closest to the mead barrel including… wait for it… the trust of the man himself Donald Trump. Is this another Rollo situation brewing?

The Gods Favor the Bold... or the Rich?

They jabber about 'securities filings' and 'warrants,' words as confusing as a priest's sermon! But the gist of it is simple: those who hold the purse strings might be looking to loosen them. Up to 134 million shares they say! Even I who plundered Lindisfarne find such numbers staggering. Donald Trump Jr. they say is watching over the trust. I hope he's wiser than Athelstan when facing temptation.

Fear is a Currency

Apparently just the *thought* of these shares flooding the market is enough to send the stock price plummeting faster than a Viking funeral pyre. The company itself warns that even if these insiders profit it could leave the common folk the everyday warriors of the stock market with nothing but a long face and an empty longship. Is this Donald's way to plunder?

The Serpent's Tongue

Ah but here's where the saga takes a twist! The company cries 'Fake news!' claiming it's all just routine paperwork that no one's planning to jump ship. Like Loki himself they twist the truth. But who are we to believe? The ones who benefit from our loyalty or our own shrewd eyes?

Paper Wealth: A Fleeting Treasure

This 'Trump Media' company is a wild ride more unpredictable than a North Sea storm. It soared high now it stumbles like a drunken berserker. And yet despite bringing in as much revenue as I did during my first raid on England it still holds some value. Some believe the man Donald holds over two billion in value! Though they also said my dreams of Paris were madness didn't they?

Profits and Prophecies

The ultimate irony? Those who got in early might still make a killing even if they sink the ship for everyone else. This reminds me of Floki and the construction of our ships a few benefit while the rest do the hard work. 'Trump Media' plans to expand into financial services! Mark my words: this is a game for the gods and we are but pawns... or perhaps future thralls.