Total Disaster! Musk Betrays Trump, Turns Woke!

The Greatest Bromance... Until It Wasn't!

Folks let me tell you Elon and I we were great together. Tremendous! The best really. Everyone was saying it. He endorsed me after that little hiccup in Pennsylvania – you know the one where some loser tried to do what losers do. SAD! Elon he saw the greatness the genius. He said 'Trump is the only one who can preserve democracy!' Smart guy. Very smart. Much smarter than Crooked Hillary that's for sure.

DOGE: The Dream Team (Or So We Thought)

Then after my landslide re election – rigged election? Maybe. We'll see! – I put Elon in charge of DOGE. The Department of Government Efficiency. With Vivek another brilliant guy. They were going to drain the swamp folks! Cut the fat. Make America lean and mean again! And Elon was doing a great job. Tremendous job. Maye Musk his mother even said we were having fun. And we were! We really were. We even had a SpaceX launch together. Beautiful rocket! The best rocket. Everyone agrees.

Tesla Showroom on the White House Lawn!

And get this folks I turned the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom! Beautiful cars. The best cars. Electric! Good for the environment. I said Elon shouldn't be penalized because he's a patriot. I even said I'd buy one! And I would have folks. I would have. But then… something happened. Sad!

The Spending Bill Debacle: A DISASTER!

Elon started criticizing my signature tax and spending bill! Can you believe it? Said it was increasing the deficit. Disappointed he said! DISAPPOINTED! After everything I'd done for him! After the Tesla showroom! It was the worst spending bill ever perhaps. This coming from a guy who wants to go live on Mars? Talk about spending!

The Twitter Tantrum! The Gloves Come Off!

Then folks he calls my spending bill a "disgusting abomination!" On Twitter no less! X whatever it is called now where those bots are more real than Sleepy Joe! The criticism escalated into a full blown Twitter war. He said I couldn't have won without him. I said I'd pull back government contracts. Billions folks! Billions! And then I said it: 'Elon and I had a great relationship. I don't know if we will anymore.' And frankly folks I don't! SAD!

He Will Be Back!

But let me tell you something: Elon will be back. He knows I'm the best. I'm the only one who can make America great again. And maybe just maybe we can still drain the swamp together. Because nobody drains the swamp like I do! Remember Elon you are not really leaving! DOGE is your baby and your baby's MAMA (MAGA) is me!