Hegseth's Houthi Hot Mess! Did He REALLY Use Signal?

The Witch Hunt Begins!

Folks you won't believe this. Another witch hunt! They're going after Pete Hegseth a fantastic guy a true patriot because he supposedly used Signal you know that app to talk about… wait for it… military strikes in Yemen! Yemen! Can you believe it? These Democrats they're obsessed with me even when I'm not even there it's sad! And they go after great people like Pete it's a disgrace!

Signal Schmigmal! What's the Big Deal?

So they're saying Pete and others beautiful people like JD Vance Marco Rubio the best people maybe even the best people ever might not have followed the rules about using this Signal app for official stuff. Rules? We're talking about protecting America! Sometimes you gotta go outside the box you know? As I always say "Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war." And we were WINNING folks until the radical left came in and ruined everything.

Leaky Schiff Strikes Again!

And get this this whole thing came out because some guy named Jeffrey Goldberg who I'm sure is a total loser editor of The Atlantic a failing magazine got added to the chat by mistake! Mistakes happen okay? It happens! But this guy runs to the press! Leaks leaks leaks! Just like Leaky Schiff. These people are DISGRACEFUL. And they say no classified information was discussed which is probably true because we are smart very smart. We know the laws better than anyone believe me.

Fake News Says What?

NBC News Fake News of course is reporting that some lady who I've never heard of trust me nobody has was yelling at me about my national security aides! This is a total lie! I make all my own decisions and they are fantastic decisions. The best decisions. Everyone agrees. And yes I fired some people. So what? They weren't loyal. You gotta have loyalty! As I said "You have to be loyal to me!"

Biden's Guys!

And this guy Stebbins who's investigating Pete was put there by Sleepy Joe! You see the swamp is deep folks very deep. They fired my guy and replaced him with a Biden guy. Can you believe it? It's a total setup folks. A TOTAL SETUP! But we will win again and we will make America great again again!

They're All After Me!

So the Democrats the Fake News the Deep State they're all going after Pete which means they're all going after me. Sad! But we will fight we will win and we will expose these people for what they are: losers! And remember what I always say about my enemies: "They're not after me they're after you. I'm just in the way!"