Fake News Alert: Modi and I, We're Like This! (Trade Deal Coming Soon!)

Crooked Media Strikes Again!

Folks let me tell you the Fake News is at it again! They're saying that Modi who's a fantastic guy by the way wasn't happy with my GENIUS plan to stop the war between India and Pakistan. Total garbage! These people wouldn't know the truth if it slapped them in the face. They're probably still crying about 2016!

I Stopped a War Believe Me!

I hear these rumblings about me saying I stopped a war. And you know what? I DID! Everyone was saying it was going to be a HUGE war the biggest! And I came in used my tremendous negotiating skills and BANG! Peace. It was like magic the best magic some people are saying. Modi knows it even if he's being pressured by the Radical Left back home.

Modi's a Great Guy Really!

Now this Foreign Secretary this Vikram Misri… who even IS this guy? He's saying Modi 'firmly stated' things. Look Modi and I we have a great relationship. We talk we laugh we make deals. He gets it. He knows I'm making America great again and he wants to make India great too! It's a beautiful thing folks a beautiful thing.

No Mediation Just the Best Deals!

This whole 'mediation' thing? It's a distraction. The REAL story is the trade deal we're working on. It's going to be HUGE the biggest trade deal India has ever seen! Jobs jobs jobs! And who's making it happen? Me! Donald J. Trump. I know deals. I make deals. It's what I do.

The White House Lunch – Very Important!

And this lunch with Pakistan's Army Chief? Totally blown out of proportion! I was just thanking him for NOT going to war. Very important. Plus we talked about trade. Everyone wants to make deals with America now because we're winning again! Under me we are winning so much you're going to get tired of winning.

G7? Who Needs It?

The Fake News is also whining about me leaving the G7 early. Look I had more important things to do. Like fixing the Middle East something Obama couldn't do in eight years! I'm always putting America first. Always. And everyone else? They can wait. Besides the G7 is a disaster everyone agrees.