Trump's Legal Jungle: Predator Sees No Trophy in Carroll Case Appeal!

The Hunt Begins Again!

Greetings fellow hunters. Today we stalk not the dense jungle but the labyrinthine halls of justice. The small hairless biped named Trump once a leader now finds himself ensnared. He screams 'There's something out there waiting for us and it ain't no man' but I see no honor in this quarry. This is… politics not a worthy hunt.

No En Banc? No Trophy!

The Tribunal of Second Circuit has denied Trump’s request for a full rehearing. Seems the judges even those he selected do not favor his… predicament. The verdict stands a scar on his… hide. This legal game… it lacks the clean kill. I would not mount this trophy on my wall.

Dissents Echo But the Roar Fades

Two of Trump's… cubs Menashi and Park howled their dissent claiming 'irregular judgment.' But their cries are lost in the legal wilderness. Even those he thought loyal are not enough to save him from this… legal trap. The hunt is changing I can feel it.

Carroll's Lawyer: 'He Still Bleeds'

The female warrior Kaplan speaks of victory. She declares 'He remains liable!' It seems Trump has been wounded in this… legal skirmish. But is it a worthy wound? Is it a fight of strength or merely a fight of… words? Such weakness. It makes me sick.

Supreme Sacrifice or Final Stand?

The biped's only hope is the highest court the Supreme. He will try to climb to this final vantage point. His spokesman spews 'Carroll Hoax' and 'Make America Great Again.' Empty words. He clings to power like a prey to its life but the hunt… it must have honor. He should embrace his end. 'If it bleeds we can kill it,' but will the Supreme Court allow the kill?

This is Developing… Trash

The hunt is far from over but I lose interest. This is not the jungle this is not a fight of strength. This is… politics. I seek a worthy opponent a true warrior. This biped? He is no Arnold Schwarzenegger. This one… is no sport.