Beans on Toast, Bombs on Tehran! Trump's Big Bang Theory!

Oh Dear! What's All This Fuss About?

Right then! I was just about to have my beans on toast when I heard the news. Apparently Mr. Trump (not to be confused with Mr. Tibbs my teddy bear though both have similar hair) has been rather busy. He claims the United States has given Iran's nuclear sites a bit of a… how shall I put it… a 'good cleaning'. Three sites no less! Fordo Natanz and Esfahan. Sounds like a rather exotic menu doesn't it? If only they served beans.

Planes Bombs and a Bit of a Pickle

According to Mr. Trump's social media loudspeaker 'All planes are safely on their way home'. Sounds like a successful trip then! Though I do wonder if they remembered to bring back any souvenirs. Perhaps a nice Persian rug for my flat? Or maybe some extra beans? He said that 'A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site Fordow' just like the time when I accidentally dropped a full box of fireworks on Mrs. Wicket's cat Scrapper's head luckily Scrapper wasn't harmed!

Peace Out! (Maybe)

Mr. Trump is shouting about 'PEACE!' Well that's all well and good. After my mischievous actions that often ended up in a mayhem i would say 'I'm always right I'm always right'. But is it as simple as that? He also said that America is the only military in the world that could have done this. Teddy thinks otherwise. He's quite the strategist you know. Always plotting against the bath plug.

From Diplomacy to...Boom!

Just the other day Mr. Trump was all 'two weeks let's see if we can sort this with a nice cup of tea'. Now it's all bombs and shouting. It seems things have escalated faster than my attempts to get out of a parking space. He has been trying to reach a deal with Iran over its nuclear program and had reportedly urged Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to hold off on a strike. That diplomatic path may now be closed oh dear!

Uh Oh! The Ayatollah's Not Happy

The Iranian Ayatollah is not best pleased. Apparently 'any American military entry will undoubtedly be met with irreparable damage.' Sounds a bit like Mrs. Wicket when I accidentally painted her prize winning roses blue. 'You've been warned!' But Mr. Trump isn't listening. He said 'we can easily get a deal done between Iran and Israel'. Easy? Nothing is ever easy especially when it involves nuclear weapons and potential world ending arguments.

Trump's Patience Wearing Thin? Like My Last Pair of Trousers!

Mr. Trump says his patience is 'wearing thin.' Mine wears thin when I can't find my toothbrush. He's been insisting Iran can't have nuclear weapons rather like me insisting I don't need instructions for building a flat pack wardrobe. It always ends in chaos. 'I don't care what she said. I think they were very close to having one,' said Mr. Trump which pretty much sums up the situation.