NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR MIKE WALTZ SERVED HIS LAST DISH!

Is the Kitchen Too Hot?

Right let's get one thing straight! This isn't bloody *Hell's Kitchen* but it seems things are heating up in the Trump administration! Word on the street – or rather multiple media reports – suggests National Security Advisor Mike Waltz is about to serve his last dish. And why you ask? Because of a *bloody* Signal messaging app group chat! A group chat discussing U.S. military plans! Are you having a laugh? This is supposed to be top secret stuff not a bloody gossip column!

The Atlantic Crossing!

Apparently this Signal group inadvertently included *The Atlantic* Editor Jeffrey Goldberg. Goldberg! The man's got more ears than a field of corn! So naturally he spills the beans revealing details of messages exchanged between high level officials. Honestly it's like leaving a soufflé in the hands of a bunch of *donkeys*! It was also reported that a number of senior leaders such as Pete Hegseth Marco Rubio JD Vance Scott Bessent Scott Ratcliff and Tulsi Gabbard were involved in this fiasco. Pathetic!

Hegseth's Hot Mess!

Now let's talk about Pete Hegseth. This bloke is detailing plans that included precise information about weapons packages targets and timing of attacks on Houthi forces in Yemen! On a messaging app! Is he mental? It's like he's deliberately trying to sabotage the whole damn operation. If I served a dish this badly planned I'd be calling myself an idiot sandwich.

Trump's Teflon Coating

Trump ever the showman tells *The Atlantic* that Waltz's job is secure. Of course he does. Just like he probably said everything was 'tremendous' while the Titanic was sinking! But then he turns around and is seemingly okay with Hegseth's actions. Are these people even on the same planet? One minute you're in the next you're out – just like a badly cooked scallop!

Investigating the Carnage!

The Pentagon's internal watchdog is sniffing around now investigating Hegseth's use of Signal to discuss pending military strikes. Good. Someone needs to sort this bloody mess out. I wouldn't trust these lot to boil an egg let alone handle sensitive military information. Amateurs!

Déjà Vu All Over Again

And let's not forget about Michael Flynn who resigned in disgrace for misleading Pence. Seems like history is repeating itself. This whole situation is a bloody disaster. You call yourselves professionals? Pathetic! Get your act together or get out of the kitchen! It's enough to make me scream 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?'