Bloody Hell! Supreme Court Slaps Down Trump's Deportation Plans...Is This a Constitutional Crisis Brewing?

What in the Hell is Going On Here?!

Right listen up you muppets! The U.S. Supreme Court in the dead of night has basically told Trump's administration to put a cork in it when it comes to deporting these Venezuelan blokes. Apparently they were being shipped out faster than a dodgy soufflé collapses without the judicial review the Supreme Court previously mandated. Can you believe the cheek? It's like trying to serve a raw chicken and expecting applause. Absolutely not acceptable!

Justice is a Dish Best Served...Eventually!

The ACLU bless their cotton socks were running around like headless chickens trying to stop this bloody farce. They claim some of these poor sods were already on buses ready to be turfed out faster than you can say 'Where's the lamb sauce?!' According to them Trump was trying to use some ancient 1798 law – older than my grandma – to deport these men without giving them a fair chance to fight back. It's like trying to cook a Michelin star meal with a blunt knife and a microwave. Utterly ridiculous!

The White House? More Like the White Out!

And the White House? Silent. Like a graveyard after a bad curry night. No comment they said. Probably too busy arguing over who gets the last biscuit. Meanwhile Justices Thomas and Alito were practically spitting feathers dissenting from the decision. It's like watching a couple of toddlers argue over a toy – except this toy is the bloody Constitution!

A Constitutional Sh*tstorm?

This whole debacle is raising some serious questions. Is Trump respecting the boundaries set by the Supreme Court? It's a potential showdown between the executive and judicial branches a right royal mess that could spiral into a full blown constitutional crisis. It's like serving a beef wellington with a side of nuclear fallout – completely unappetizing!

The 1798 Act? Are You Having a Laugh?

Trump bless his heart is trying to use this 1798 Alien Enemies Act to deport these alleged members of Tren de Aragua a Venezuelan gang he's labelled a terrorist group. It's a bold move but is it legal? Is it fair? Or is it just another case of someone trying to run a kitchen without knowing how to boil an egg? The judges seem to think it's the latter.

How Much Notice is Enough? You Donkey!

So the Supreme Court is asking the administration to explain themselves. How much notice are these blokes getting before they're shipped out? Lawyers want 30 days to fight the deportation but Trump's lot are keeping schtum. They even had the gall to send out notices declaring these men "Alien Enemies." It's like labelling a sausage roll a "culinary masterpiece." Utterly delusional! Trump even had the cheek to say "If they're bad people I would certainly authorize it." Well who bloody decides that you donut?!