Giggity! Trump Mulls Tax Hike on Rich Folks: Quagmire Weighs In!

Trump's Truth: A Giggity Worthy Revelation?

Alright alright alright! Glen Quagmire here your friendly neighborhood newsman and boy oh boy do we have a doozy! Seems like The Donald himself is playing footsie with the idea of taxing the rich! That's right folks even the big cheese is considering dipping his hand into the pockets of the elite. Giggity! Now I'm no economist but I know a good time when I see one and a little extra cash flowin' around town always leads to 'interesting opportunities,' if you catch my drift. Giggity! But hold on before you start picturing me swimming in a pool of Benjamins let's see what the fuss is all about.

Speaker Johnson's Quandary: A Giggity Go Round!

So Trump calls up Speaker Johnson probably while wearing a bathrobe and eating a Big Mac and floats this tax hike idea. Now Johnson's got to be thinking 'Giggity what am I gonna do?' The Republican party is usually about as keen on tax hikes as I am on wearing pants at a nude beach. Which is to say not very! But Trump's always been one to buck the trend. He's like the guy who shows up to a funeral in a Hawaiian shirt. Giggity!

Read My Lips: A Giggity Sized Political Blunder!

Trump brings up George H.W. Bush's infamous 'Read my lips' promise. Remember that one? Bush swore he wouldn't raise taxes then BAM! he did. It's like promising a girl you'll call her and then uh never calling her. Speaking of which anyone got Jenna Bush's number? Giggity! Trump says Bush lost the election because of it but then claims Ross Perot was the real culprit. It's all very confusing like trying to explain the plot of a Star Wars movie to Herbert.

The Great Flip Flop: Giggity Gone Wild!

And here's where it gets interesting! Trump says Republicans 'should probably not do it,' then does a complete 180 and says 'I'm OK if they do!!!' What in the name of Cleveland Brown's bathtub is going on? It's like watching Bonnie Swanson decide whether or not to try something new in the bedroom... you never know what you're gonna get! Giggity!

Radical Left Lunatics: Giggity vs. the Loonies!

Trump fears the "Radical Left Democrat Lunatics" would criticize the tax increase on the Rich by using Bush's quote. I have nothing against that strategy whatever works works. But I sure hope he doesn't allow that to influence his policies.

What it all means: Giggity's crystal ball!

So what does it all mean? Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe Trump is just trying to keep us on our toes. Maybe he's got a secret plan to redistribute wealth and finally get me that date with Jennifer Aniston. Giggity! Whatever the case one thing's for sure: it's gonna be a wild ride. Stay tuned folks and keep your eyes peeled for more breaking news... and maybe a cute blonde or two. Giggity! Giggity! Giggity!