Elon Musk Declares War on Trump's "Debt Slavery" Bill: "KILL IT!"

Back to the Future? More like Back to Debt!

Alright folks Elon here. Just got off the phone with Mars (reception's terrible still working on that Starlink upgrade). Apparently even Martians are worried about this so called "big beautiful" tax bill Trump's trying to push through. Honestly it's less 'big beautiful' and more 'big bad and ugly' – a real Frankenstein's monster of fiscal irresponsibility. As I've said before 'I’m just trying to do good things.' But this? This is the opposite of good. This is… well it's 'disgusting abomination' territory. It's like designing a rocket that only goes downwards. Doesn't make sense right? It’s time to ‘call your Senator Call your Congressman’ as I said on X.

DOGE Days are Over: From Government Shrinker to Budget Crusader

You might recall I dipped my toes into the swamp leading Trump's DOGE (government shrinking) group for a bit. Tried to inject some common sense a little Martian logic if you will. But apparently wanting the FAA to use Starlink (because duh it’s the future!) and having a brilliant mind in charge of NASA were… controversial ideas. Go figure. Now some are saying I'm against this bill because it cuts the EV tax credit impacting Tesla. And sure that's a factor. But let's be clear: bankrupting America is NOT the way to boost electric vehicle adoption. We need sustainable growth not a debt fueled bonfire!

Five Trillion Reasons to Say NO!

Seriously $5 trillion added to the debt? That’s enough to fund a colony on Mars… several times over! It's like giving the keys to a hyperloop to a toddler – guaranteed disaster. We need a new bill one that doesn't massively grow the deficit and burden future generations with debt slavery. 'I didn't agree with his policies and I’m not endorsing them,' I said once. And I am saying it again. This debt is a recipe for disaster and it is not the right path for the USA.

Truth Social Shade: The Passive Aggressive President

And then there's Trump reposting a "thank you" for my DOGE work on Truth Social. Classic. It's like saying 'Thanks for the help now shut up and let me bankrupt the country!' But I'm not one to back down. I'm still not sure if I should laugh or be sad that Trump is trying to flex on me. I'd rather go to Mars than deal with the drama any further.

KILL THE BILL! (And maybe send it to Mars)

So here's the deal: call your representatives. Tell them this bill is a joke a fiscal black hole a 'disgusting abomination.' Demand a responsible alternative. 'Going from pay pal I thought well what are some other problems that are likely to affect the future of humanity?’ and this tax bill isn’t helping. Let's work together to build a future we can actually be proud of one that doesn't involve crippling debt and economic ruin. And if all else fails maybe we can launch the bill into space on a Falcon Heavy. At least it'll be good for something then.

The Mission Continues: To the Moon Mars and Fiscal Sanity!

Now back to building rockets and electric cars. Got a planet to colonize and a future to invent. But I’ll be keeping a close eye on this tax bill. The future of America—and potentially Mars—depends on it. Remember: 'Some people don’t like change but you need to embrace change if the alternative is disaster.' And this bill is definitely flirting with disaster. Let’s steer clear!