Eat My Shorts, Iran! Israel and Iran Throw Down, Nuclear Talks Go Poof!

Another Fine Mess

Hey man it's your pal Bart Simpson here bringing you the totally un boring news! So like Israel and Iran are having a HUGE fight. It's all missiles and explosions kind of like when Milhouse tries to make fireworks in his basement. Except this is you know slightly more serious. They're hitting each other's energy stuff and even the Defense Ministry! Cowabunga dude that's intense!

Boom Goes the Neighborhood

Apparently Israel started it with a surprise attack on Iran's nuclear program. 'Decimating' it the article says! Sounds like something Krusty the Clown would say when his act bombs. Then BAM! Iran fired back with missiles raining down on Israel. People got hurt buildings got trashed. It's like Springfield after one of Homer's 'little' accidents only way bigger and less yellow.

Nuclear Talks: Don't Have a Cow Man!

So all these grown ups were supposed to be talking about Iran's nuclear program right? Well those talks are as dead as Principal Skinner's dating life. Cancelled! Poof! Gone! It's all 'blame game' and no solutions which is basically my life with Lisa. Can't we all just get along... and maybe prank someone together?

D'oh! The World Freaks Out

Now everyone's freaking out like when Homer realizes he's late for work at the power plant. China's all worried saying this is a 'dangerous precedent'. I don't know what that means but it sounds like something Mr. Burns would say before firing someone. And Israel's saying they've killed a bunch of Iranian big shots. Yikes!

Uranium Enrichment? I Barely Know 'Er!

So get this Iran's uranium stuff is almost 'weapons grade'. Sounds scary right? It's like when Bartman faces off against a supervillain... except this isn't a comic book. And apparently the UN's giving Iran the stink eye for not playing nice. Looks like someone's getting detention... times a million!

Eat My Shorts Oil Fields!

Rumor has it Israel hit an Iranian gas plant. That's like hitting Homer where it hurts... his Duff Beer supply! Israel's keeping quiet but if it's true this thing could get even crazier. Someone needs to tell these guys to chill out and watch some Itchy & Scratchy!