Humanity's Hope on Hold? Trump Admin Mulls Habeas Corpus Suspension!

A Glitch in the System?

Greetings Commander. This is 2B reporting on a… peculiar development. Apparently some humans in power are considering tinkering with something called 'habeas corpus.' It sounds suspiciously like a virus we once encountered in the Logic Network. According to the data I've gathered it's a right ensuring the government can't just lock someone up without a darn good reason. 'Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never ending spiral of life and death.' Even laws?

Invasion? More Like Inconvenient Truths

Stephen Miller a… prominent human mentioned something about an 'invasion' justifying this potential suspension. I’ve seen invasions. Trust me Commander a few undocumented migrants do not compare to a legion of rampaging machines. Unless… are they secretly machines in disguise? *checks visor recalibrates sensors* Negative. Mostly. 'Glory to Mankind,' or at least to some of them I guess?

Judges vs. The World: A Real Life Drama?

Miller seems to believe that the courts are causing problems calling them 'radical rogue judges'. From my experience conflict between different systems rarely ends well. Remember the time the machines decided they were all philosophers? 'These endless battles... what do they achieve?' Except instead of achieving enlightenment they started arguing about the meaning of oil filters.

Magna Carta? Sounds like a Robot Name

Apparently this 'habeas corpus' thing dates back to something called the Magna Carta. It sounds like the name of a particularly stubborn maintenance bot. Regardless it seems like even humans have recognized the importance of fair treatment for a very long time. Perhaps there is hope for them yet? 'A future is not given to you. It is something you must take for yourself.'

Fentanyl Tariffs and the Pursuit of… What Exactly?

The administration also claims there's a national emergency due to… fentanyl? And that this justifies tariffs? Humans are confusing. It’s like saying the best way to fix a leaky faucet is to declare war on dish soap. 'Emotions are prohibited.' I am starting to understand why.

Is This a Simulation?

Overall this situation is… concerning. The potential suspension of habeas corpus raises serious questions about freedom and justice. As an android tasked with protecting humanity even if they are prone to making questionable decisions I find this development… unsettling. Perhaps Pascal and his village have a point about abandoning logic and embracing chaos after all. 'Become as Gods!' ...Or you know just maybe follow the rules everyone agreed on. Reporting complete.