Curry's Cooking! $173.5 Million? That's What I Call a Bloody Good Business!

Is this Guy For Real?

Right let me get this straight. Steph Curry that phenomenal basketball player is now a friggin' CEO? And he's pulling in $173.5 million with Thirty Ink? Are you taking the p*ss? Bloody hell I've seen some terrible sauces in my time but this is a recipe for success that's actually worth something. This isn't some 'idiot sandwich' operation; this is a full blown Michelin star business! But is he really that good? Or is he just taking the p*ss? I'm on a mission to find out!

Under Armour More Like Under My Wing!

Under Armour eh? Smart move you donkey! Curry Brand is where the real money is I see. He got $75 million in bloody shares! That’s more than I’ve made from telling people their food is 'bloody awful!' I'll tell you this much I know talent when I see it and Curry is definitely making Under Armour look like they actually know what they're doing. Let's hope they don't start putting out any soggy bottoms in the footwear department. Although I'm still on a mission to find out why he's raking in so much money and why he's partnered with Under Armour. Is it the money or the basketball?

Profits Before Pr*cks!

Profitable businesses across the board? No losing dishes in this kitchen! Suresh Singh mate you’ve turned SC30 into a proper empire. Bourbon sports drinks branding agency? It’s like a bloody business buffet! But here's a bit of truth for ya most celebrity driven ventures are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. But Curry's actually focusing on profits *and* mission? Now that's what I call a rare and delightful dish. We're not talking about chicken nuggets here; we're talking foie gras!

Elevating the Under... Served with a Side of Sass!

Unanimous Media? A mission to "elevate the under"? Right let's see if this soufflé rises. Erick Peyton says they hire diverse writers and create projects about family faith and sports. Seems legit. And Curry knows every project? Impressive! I'd bet my Michelin stars he knows more about his media company than most celebs know about their own underwear line. I still feel like I don't know enough about it though. I want a taste of the product that Curry is actually marketing and selling. Until then I can't formulate my own thoughts.

Roar Ball? Don't Be a Donut!

A feature length movie about a basketball playing billy goat called "GOAT"? And they call basketball "roar ball"? Oh come on! This is where I draw the line. Bloody hell even I wouldn't serve that up! Sounds like something dreamed up after too much cheap wine. But hey if it's profitable I'll eat my hat. Although it better be a well made hat. It's got to taste good otherwise I'm done with this movie. So let's get to it Curry make me eat my words!

DEI Done Right You Muppets!

DEI is the flavor of the day? Good. But it’s got to be seasoned properly. Curry and John Schwartz doing Gentleman's Cut? Thumbs up. Especially since Underrated Golf is giving opportunities to Black and brown kids. "True equity," he says. Bloody right! It's not just about ticking boxes; it's about walking the walk. And if Curry can make money while doing it? Even better. But if you muppets screw it up I'll be there to tell you exactly what I think. Now get back to the kitchen! I'm still watching you closely Curry and I won't forgive any mistakes.