GET OVER HERE! Sword Health Slices Into Mental Health With AI, Raises $40 Million!

FINISH HIM! Sword Health's New Quest

Foolish mortals! Scorpion has arrived and so has Sword Health apparently. This 'startup' dares to venture into the realm of mental health? They call it 'Mind,' a combination of AI hardware and... humans? Ha! As if flesh and blood can keep up with my hellfire! But perhaps this could be a useful weapon in the fight against inner demons… or at least a distraction from Sub Zero's icy gripes. I will watch their progress with great interest… and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Toasty! $40 Million Fireball!

They've raised $40 million you say? General Catalyst leads the charge valuing them at a hefty $4 billion? Clearly these Earthrealmers possess riches beyond the Netherrealm's comprehension. This 'funding' is meant for 'acquisitions,' 'global expansion,' and 'AI model development.' I hope they use it wisely. Lest their efforts be reduced to ashes like so many of my foes! Perhaps they should invest in some decent fireproof armor.

M Band: A Trap For The Wearer's Pulse?

A 'wrist wearable' called the 'M band'? Measuring heart rate sleep and 'lighting in a user's environment'? Sounds like a primitive Soul Stealer to me. But if it helps people avoid the soul crushing monotony of daily life I suppose it has some merit. Just be warned mortals: technology is a double edged sword. It can enlighten but it can also enslave. Choose wisely or face my wrath!

AI Care Agent: A Puppet or A Powerful Ally?

An 'AI Care agent' AND human mental health professionals? So even they admit that machines alone cannot mend a broken spirit. Good. Let the humans provide the empathy and let the AI handle the scheduling. But remember: the AI must serve not rule. I would not want to see a Skynet scenario unfolding in the realm of therapy. That would be…unacceptable!

Instant Help: A New Paradigm or Just Hype?

Always on mental health care? Immediate help in the moment of crisis? Ambitious. Very ambitious. Can they truly deliver on this promise or is it just smoke and mirrors? Time will tell. But if they can provide genuine relief to those who suffer then perhaps they are not entirely worthless. Perhaps...

Get Over Here... To A Better Future?

Sword CEO Virgílio Bento claims that 'AI plays a very important role but needs to be used in a very smart way.' Wise words mortal. He speaks of 'personalized approach' and 'convenience'. May this endeavor deliver real value. But in the meantime I will prepare my hellfire… just in case they try to challenge my supremacy. After all there can be only one Scorpion! GET OVER HERE!