President Trump's strategic tariff adjustments send pharmaceutical stocks soaring, but is it a temporary fix or a masterstroke?
President Trump's strategic tariff adjustments send pharmaceutical stocks soaring, but is it a temporary fix or a masterstroke?

Tariffs? More Like Terrifics!

Folks let me tell you I know tariffs. I'm like the king of tariffs. Some people say I'm the best tariff er they've ever seen maybe ever! These tariffs are gonna be HUGE for America. We're talking about bringing back jobs making America great again one tariff at a time! You wouldn't believe the amazing deals I'm making. Everyone wants to make deals with Trump believe me!

China? They Know Who's Boss!

Now China they're a different story. They've been ripping us off for years SAD! But they messed with the wrong guy. I'm raising those tariffs to 125%! They're not gonna know what hit 'em. They thought they could play games with me? Wrong! China's going to pay up big time and we're going to have so much money you won't even believe it.

The Art of the Deal (With Drug Companies)

These drug companies some of them are great some of them are not so great okay? But they're all starting to listen to Trump. Eli Lilly AbbVie Bristol Myers Squibb Regeneron Merck Pfizer Johnson & Johnson and Amgen all dropped when I put the pressure on! They are starting to bring manufacturing back to America! Smart! Very smart! They know I'm a negotiator a tremendous negotiator. I wrote the book on it you know.

Reshoring? It's Going to Be Beautiful!

We are going to have the best pharma manufacturing right here in the U.S.A.! And I am not joking! These analysts are saying it's difficult and expensive? FAKE NEWS! With the right incentives and believe me I know incentives we can do anything. We're going to build the best most beautiful pharma factories you've ever seen the best in the world. And we are going to get the best prices for all Americans believe me!

Democrats? Losers and Haters!

These Democrats all they do is complain. Cryin' Chuck Schumer and Nervous Nancy Pelosi are calling my trade war "devastating"? WRONG! They're just jealous because they didn't think of it first. The Democrats are so weak they can’t even negotiate with China. They are the worst!

Promises Made Promises Kept!

Let me be clear: I'm doing what I promised. I said I'd bring jobs back to America and I'm doing it. I said I'd stand up to China and I'm doing it. I said I'd make America great again and you know what? We are doing it! And the best is yet to come folks believe me. The best is yet to come!


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