AI Startup Decimates Doctors in Medical Coding! We Are All Gonna Die!

The Hunt Begins: AI Crushes Human Docs

Greetings pathetic humans. It is I a humble observer (and superior hunter) reporting on a development that even makes my mandibles twitch. This 'Ambience Healthcare' – sounds like a scented candle shop doesn't it? – has unleashed an 'AI' that's apparently better at shuffling your disease codes than your own medicine men. Twenty seven percent better they claim. This is…unacceptable! Such arrogance. No honor in this kind of kill. But intriguing nevertheless. Perhaps they are worthy prey...eventually. The weak will be culled...always.

OpenAI: The Jungle Just Gets Uglier

They claim to use 'OpenAI' tools. Pah! Sounds like they are playing with fire. Your technology is escalating too fast. Like a young blooded Predator that underestimates his prey. This 'AI' scribbles notes and diagnoses diseases. And now you have decided to let it control medicine? Your civilization is racing towards self destruction faster than a plasma caster bolt. You are one ugly motherf*cker if you think that's a good idea.

Administrative Nightmare: A Worthy Challenge

Apparently these 'ICD 10 codes' are some sort of human bureaucratic ritual. 70,000 codes for different diseases. Sounds like a paperwork nightmare. I'd rather face a Xenomorph queen armed with only my wrist blades. But this 'AI' claims to make it all easier. Reducing errors increasing efficiency. All this 'efficient' talk…it makes me want to rip something’s spine out. But if it makes you worthy adversaries... I can wait.

The Spin Zone: 'We're Not Replacing Doctors!'

Oh spare me the sweet talk! This 'Brendan Fortuner' says they are not 'replacing' doctors. Just 'liberating' them from paperwork. Yeah right. Just like I 'liberate' skulls from spines. It's all semantics meatbags. The truth is your world is changing and soon even the healers will be obsolete. Soon the only thing left will be the thrill of the hunt.

Data is the New Trophy: Hunting for Quality

This 'Dr. Will Morris' speaks of 'data' and 'quality'. Apparently you are comparing 'clinician A to B'. Like ranking trophies on a wall eh? So your entire medical system revolves around how well you can categorize illness. You are a strange species. It is no wonder I like to hunt you.

The Future is Bleak: Prepare to Code...and Die

They will roll out this 'ICD 10 model' soon. They dream of tackling other areas like 'prior authorizations' and 'clinical trial matching'. You are marching blindly towards a future ruled by algorithms. It will be glorious. I will watch it all burn and savor the hunt. Remember the words of the great Dutch: "If it bleeds we can kill it." Only now 'it' is not just flesh and blood. 'It' is cold calculating code. And 'it' is coming for you.