Trump's New Rules! Is He Trying to Run America Like a Bloody Betting Shop?

By Order of the President!

Right listen up. Seems your man across the pond this Trump fella is at it again. Says he's changing the rules for government employees. Wants them all singing from the same hymn sheet pushing his agenda. 'By order of the President,' he probably declared thinking he's some kind of king. More like a bloody bookie thinking he's got a sure thing.

A Government Run Like a Business? I've Heard Worse Ideas...

He claims this'll make the government run 'like a business'. Now I know a thing or two about running a business and let me tell you it ain't always pretty. Sometimes you gotta grease a few palms bend a few rules. But politics? That's a different game entirely. It's like playing chess with dynamite – one wrong move and everything blows sky high.

Schedule Policy/Career? Sounds Like a Fancy Name for Yes Men

Apparently these new government types will be called 'schedule policy/career'. Sounds like a load of bollocks if you ask me. More like 'yes men' and 'yes women' if you catch my drift. Makes you wonder who's really pulling the strings doesn't it? Or who's lining whose pockets.

No Fighting!

I'm not one to get involved in American politics – I got enough troubles of my own. But this sounds like a right old mess. A government full of people who can't think for themselves? It's like trusting Arthur to run the brewery – bound to end in disaster and violence!

Whiskey and a Well Placed Word

I've learned one thing in my time: power is a dangerous game. And when you start changing the rules to suit yourself you're just asking for trouble. Maybe this Trump fella should spend less time on social media and more time listening to his advisors. A bit of whiskey and a well placed word can do wonders you know.

You Already Know

In the end it's all the same innit? Whether it's Birmingham or Washington there's always someone trying to stack the deck. But remember even the best laid plans can go up in smoke. As I always say “Everyone's a whore Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves.” Let’s see what happens. You already know!